robosaintee Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Its' an issue. The testicles are in a wee bag outside the body for optimal temperature to produce sperm. Unfortunately, this leads to many instances of injury. You'll know the feeling. The pain up the side, the sore head and can even lead to vomiting if a particularly powerful ball shot is received. I got a wee bit of deep heat on my balls tonight. I was trying to soothe sore muscles from my bike saddle. Ouch, it burned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garethbalesstupidface Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 I was trying to soothe sore muscles from my bike saddle I'll take your word for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 And M'lud that is how it happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 I once had a testicular cyst when I was twelve. My baws swelled up to the size of an orange. Best comment was pre op from my mum. Don't worry son, if you lose one they can give you a fake one. Thankfully both testicles are still intact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garethbalesstupidface Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 maybe you should tell your bike saddle to be a bit more gentle in future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 My right one's been really sore for the last few days but it's been a lot better today. Absolutely no rhyme or reason for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Had a sore one about a week ago - fat b*****d of a cat launching itself over the back of a chair right onto my unsuspecting 'nads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny van Axeldongen Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Testicular torsion terrifies me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garethbalesstupidface Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 I got knocked out cold by a golf ball one day, right in the side of the head, same day a friend got taken to hospital to be treated after he got hit too, his injury was a "twisted testicle", think I got much the better deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Brusch Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Playing MUGA football against a 6'7 centre back who plays for Dalbeattie Star. I was in goals. The guy is from Stornoway and is built like a farmer. Guess where one shot went... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 I got knocked out cold by a golf ball one day, right in the side of the head, same day a friend got taken to hospital to be treated after he got hit too, his injury was a "twisted testicle", think I got much the better deal Where were you golfing, Chechnya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 in fact I'm in a Finbarr Saunders sort of mood so.... I was told by a female Scottish International footballer once that a ball in the "jackie danny" also hurts. Perhaps not as much as a ball to the steens but it's nice to know our footballing sisters also suffer. Watching City go limply down to a cup final defeat by Spartans (one of many) I got a ball straight in the haw maws. But rather than show any weaknss in front of the Spartans fans I showed no flicker of emotion and just stood there like a man. A man with two extra cheekbones granted, but a man none the less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 Here's the best advice that you will ever hear: Never, under any circumstances, get the snip under local anaesthetic. "Hello surgeon! Please cut my ball sack open and pull my spunk delivery tubes out through the hole and scalpel the fuckers while I'm wide awake. Thank you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerwickMad Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 When I was at school I thought I had cancer in mine. Went to the school nurse who told me it could be cancer so go to the doctor. Shit myself for days waiting for the appointment. Turned out to be a cyst and I had none of the symptoms of it being anything worse than that. Shit school nurse had be petrified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 My boss had to get an operation due to this http://www.patient.co.uk/health/hydrocele-in-adults Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 I was trying to soothe sore muscles from my bike saddle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 I got knocked out cold by a golf ball one day, right in the side of the head, same day a friend got taken to hospital to be treated after he got hit too, his injury was a "twisted testicle", think I got much the better deal Explains a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 I got knocked out cold by a golf ball one day, right in the side of the head. No brain damage then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow_bairn Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 My worst experience to.date with my testicles was a couple of years ago I was getting really sore pains in the area just below the stomach and went to the doctors. He examined my stomach and that general area then asked me to drop my skants and started cupping my ball and feeling for any tenderness. This was a 65 year old man. Luckily no arousal happend. A close second was the time when I was about 14 being cheeky to my mum at Grahamston station and she whacked me in the balls with her shopping bag which also had an extremely hefty purse full of coinage. I then vomited on platform 2 under the stairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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