GordonD Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 50 minutes ago, Fullerene said: 1980s band "A Flock of Seagulls" once cancelled a tour of Scotland because nobody was willing to feed them. On a previous visit they got into trouble for stealing people's chips. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 10 minutes ago, GordonD said: On a previous visit they got into trouble for stealing people's chips. Their final gig came in Preston where they were shot by the council after shitting on a bus shelter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Ridley Scott’s middle name is Didley 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Electricity tastes fizzy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Papers belonging to the late Neil Innes show that it was Roger Waters on spoons and David Bowie playing accordion on the Bonzo's Intro/Outro. They were invited to join the session as all were in the same recording studio at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 After sex scandals at the Beeb, STV were concerned that some 70s TV stars may have been up to no good. Glen Michael's lamp Palladin was sent to the lab for DNA testing but came back free of any incriminating evidence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Due to customer reputation impacting on business, Audi have employees who specifically drive around and do good deeds (e.g. let buses out, slow down to let people cross the road) with the aim of reducing the negative perception of the 'Audi driver'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Due to customer reputation impacting on business, Audi have employees who specifically drive around and do good deeds (e.g. let buses out, slow down to let people cross the road) with the aim of reducing the negative perception of the 'Audi driver'. Unfortunately all of them were ran over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Speculation is growing stronger that Princess Diana was killed by Egyptian secret service after they saw her at the 1:00 mark in the Bangles Walk like an Egyptian video which they considered offensive to all Egyptians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 The haka, as performed by the All Blacks rugby team, used to end with the players crapping into their own hands and flinging it at the opposition. However when the BBC started televising matches they were made to stop this for fear of offending viewers in the Home Counties. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: The haka, as performed by the All Blacks rugby team, used to end with the players crapping into their own hands and flinging it at the opposition. However when the BBC started televising matches they were made to stop this for fear of offending viewers in the Home Counties. That’s the kaka you’re thinking about m8. I think Bo’ness Utd started it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Prior to the 1974 World Cup match between Scotland and Zaire, an interview with Danny McGrain was broadcast live across the nation of Zaire. Although there was a translator most people listening assumed he was speaking a lost African language called Mboutji-Gouchi and was threatening the Zaire royal family with inflammatory speech. This nearly led to the army being sent to West Germany to attack the Scottish national team but the travel budget had been spent sending the football team early to acclimatize so instead pins were stuck in a model of wee Billy Bremner who missed a sitter against Brazil. The Scottish national team has never progressed past the first group stage. Coincidence? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 The brand name of the jacket manufacturer Rab is actually an acronym for Racist Angry b*****d as that is their target audience. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Emily Thornberry is changing her name to Emily Strongbow in an attempt to connect with her target audience. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Gemma Collins is Michael's great X3 granddaughter and neither are too happy about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donathan Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 Conservative MP Bill Cash's full name is "Billionaire Cashmoney". His bank manager father named him after his profession, but Cash shortened it as his son struggled to pronounce it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 Conservative MP Bill Cash's full name is "Billionaire Cashmoney". His bank manager father named him after his profession, but Cash shortened it as his son struggled to pronounce it.John Majors middle name is Sergeant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 21 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: 47 minutes ago, Donathan said: Conservative MP Bill Cash's full name is "Billionaire Cashmoney". His bank manager father named him after his profession, but Cash shortened it as his son struggled to pronounce it. John Majors middle name is Sergeant. He changed it from Beeflat after being mercifully teased at school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 Scarlett Moffat has a scarlet moffat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 While in Glasgow filming Tutti Frutti, Emma Thompson went on a pub crawl down Byres Road and drank a Guinness in each pub. She then had a Donner Kebab on Dumbarton Road before puking in the entrance to Partick subway station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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