HenryHill Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 The Scottish national team are actually brilliant but are throwing lots of games in one of the longest running and blatant betting scams of recent times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Contrary to popular belief, Chris McGlauchlin's nickname of "Gollum" is not down to him simply resembling the grotesque creature in Lord of the Rings, but due to Peter Jackson wanting him for the role ahead of Andy Serkis, but being knocked back due to the beautiful one covering a Partick Thistle v Falkirk match. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 the three most popular names for newly-born boys in Kazakhstan over the last couple of days have been Yuriy, Yan and Baktiyor... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Rory Stewart is what happens when you vacuum out your innards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 19 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: the three most popular names for newly-born boys in Kazakhstan over the last couple of days have been Yuriy, Yan and Baktiyor... And Alex 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 Vegetarians visiting Kazakhstan rave about the faux yak meat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Leeds United and England defender Norman "Bites yer legs" Hunter, was one of the ballerinas in Taylor Swift's" Shake it off' video. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 The traditional method of capital punishment in Costa Rica was to repeatedly hit the condemned prisoner over the head with a pineapple. In 1972, after concerns that this was not humane and often led to lengthy bludgeonings, executions were carried out with tinned pineapple. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Scotland has a football team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Wallpaper was invented by a Scotsman who was living in Portugal at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Div only bought p&b due to him going to the scotmid for a pint of milk and finding the website in the reduced section. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 (edited) Nike should be pronounced nee-kay. Catriona Shearer is a red head who dyes her hair (eyebrows included) black. Downstairs remains a mystery. Edinburgh City Council's decision to have a V on their signs (replacing the U) was an in-joke regarding the abnormal number of councillors that were virgins at the time. Edited March 28, 2019 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Edinburgh City Council's decision to have a V on their signs (replacing the U) was an in-joke regarding the abnormal number of councillors that were virgins at the time. until that time when a meeting of the Corporate Policy and Strategy Committee got a bit out of hand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Edinburgh installed trams for no reason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Central Demolitions have been awarded the pre-contract for dismantling the Edinburgh tram network. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Bob Geldof is being touted as being the new Ted Crilley actor in the west end version of Father Ted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Joey Essex lined up for Dougal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 On 28/03/2019 at 18:48, D.A.F.C said: Edinburgh installed trams for no reason Edinburgh city council employed a number of bus drivers who had difficulty remembering their route. Rather than making them all redundant the council had to come up with a solution and they did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Bourbons and Custard Creams are the same thing, just dyed different colours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Bourbons and Custom Creams were the original lyrics to Ebony and Ivory until Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney went on a detox diet and didn't want to think about biscuits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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