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Due to an unfortunate miscommunication with suppliers, several of the 1947 Academy Award Oscar statuettes were filled with asbestos and painted with gold coloured strontium paint. This is believed to have caused the early deaths of John Wayne (cancer), Clark Gable (heart) as well as stunting Mickey Rooney's growth and causing the imaginary hair on Groucho Marx's painted on moustache to irretrievably fall out.

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The Granny's Soup brand was actually founded by childless spinster Ivy Titeone, who, when faced with possible prosecution for misleading advertising, had to change her christian name to Granny.

The globally successful Heinz food brand was named after the musician who played with The Tornadoes on their 60's hit Telstar.

Dumfries born actor, John Laurie, probably best known for playing Private Fraser in Dads Army, is believed to have coined his catchphrase "We're doomed ah tell ye, doomed" after following Queen of the South FC during the Willie Harkness era.

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Maggie Thatcher whilst on a troop visit in the Falkland Islands in 1983 got paralytic with a bunch of the lads one night because other than the sheep there was nothing else to do. Photographic evidence of her winning a game of freckles has been seized by the SAS to save face. (No pun intended).

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Scottish band Hue and Cry began a career as rappers and have had quite a few rap albums their recent song 'Straight Outta Coatbridge' being a massive hit in Lichtenstein.

Greg Kane of Hue and Cry actually glows under ultraviolet light due to be being shot with an arrow tipped with the poison of a tropical frog.

The attack by members of the Korowai tribe occurred when Kane was hiking in Papa New Guinea in 1987 looking for Linda.

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Greg Kane of Hue and Cry actually glows under ultraviolet light due to be being shot with an arrow tipped with the poison of a tropical frog.

The attack by members of the Korowai tribe occurred when Kane was hiking in Papa New Guinea in 1987 looking for Linda.

As a result did he have to go on the sick and let drop his labour of love?

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Chairs were invented by Dr Bartholomew Stool in 1703. Until then everyone stood up even when sleeping.

At first people were afraid to sit down as they thought they were levitating and defying the church but after doing so were so much amazed by them they tried to steal one for their own use.

Hence the famous saying "take a seat".

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Chairs were invented by Dr Bartholomew Stool in 1703. Until then everyone stood up even when sleeping.

At first people were afraid to sit down as they thought they were levitating and defying the church but after doing so were so much amazed by them they tried to steal one for their own use.

Hence the famous saying "take a seat".

Are there any of his earliest samples to be seen anywhere?

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