dee_62 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I was just listening to Swannies EP from 1947. Hard broth blues. 1. Tea bag lady 2. A9 sheep hounding B-side 1. White leg gone blue in the sea 2. Nessie ate my lunch. I've smashed it up cos it was to tragic, no wonder he killed himself after his holiday to the Dee. Grimbo My granddad used to convince us Swannie was singing "Arbroath Blues". Happy days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 When out at social events. Scientists have proven that guys who endlessly quote lines from Top Gun, Anchorman and Life of Brian have found a sure fire way to score with any number of the ladies present. Oh....yes. I love lamp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 (edited) Just saw on the lunchtime news that if your doctor signs you off work, suffering from self-delusion and gullibility, you can claim £1million from your local Co-op but only on a Wednesday afternoon. I feel the need, the need for speed. Edited September 30, 2015 by dee_62 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Star Wars was originally titled 'Space boy fingers his sister', but George Lucas decided it gave too much of the plot away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 (edited) Star Wars was originally titled 'Space boy fingers his sister', but George Lucas decided it gave too much of the plot away. Likewise 'You'll never guess which baddie is Luke's father' or Empire Strikes Back as it later became known. Are you the People's Front of Judea? Edited September 30, 2015 by dee_62 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Alcohol not only makes you irresistible to the opposite sex, but can give you powers of invisibility. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Likewise 'You'll never guess which baddie is Luke's father' or Empire Strikes Back as it later became known. Are you the People's Front of Judea? Just don't ruin the end of "Bruce Willis is a fucking Ghost" or " Kevin Spacey is making this shit up as he goes along" for me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Joseph Heller's book Catch 22 was originally only supposed to be called Catch. He was having trouble getting someone to publish it and was knocked back 21 times by various publishers. When he submitted it to another publisher he wrote 22 on the cover to remind himself it was his 22nd attempt. The publisher was so impressed by Heller's struggle to get the book published that he kept the 22 in the book's title. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Just don't ruin the end of "Bruce Willis is a fucking Ghost" or " Kevin Spacey is making this shit up as he goes along" for me fairy nuff, I won't mention "The Red Indian dude actually talks, kills Jack and escapes out of the window of the looney bin" then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Lukas Podolski's middle name is "Ade" as his dad was addicted to energy drinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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banana Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Tribute group to Worldwide 80s pop sensation Bananarama, the Iranian band Bananaramadan have to date outsold the original group by 3:1 in the Islamic world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 (edited) Tribute group to Worldwide 80s pop sensation Bananarama, the Iranian band Bananaramadan have to date outsold the original group by 3:1 in the Islamic world.According to Wikipedia their most popular song is a cover of the Supremes "Stoned Love".Grimbo Edited October 1, 2015 by Grim O'Grady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 During his lifetime Steve McQueen was well known for his love of fast cars. However, according to medium Derek Acorah, Hollywood's King Of Cool has changed his viewpoint since his untimely 1980 death. He now drives a ghostly Toyota Prius, and for shorter urban journeys prefers to hop aboard one of the afterlife's freely available and regular hybrid electric buses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Actress Lilian White decided to change her name after people started to use the phrase "going for a Lilian White" as rhyming slang for going to the toilet. Unfortunately she was ill-advised on the name she changed to as she became known as Lilian Gish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Dr Who originally had a different name but the screenwriter was quiet spoken and ended up getting frustrated and went with it. The Daleks were called pardon until series six. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 In 2014 a tribute tribute group formed to cash in on this succees. They were called Bananaramaramadana, however sales to date have totalled zero on the account of their name being too long to print on single record sleeves. In the 1980s it was mooted that an all female supergroup to be known as Bananaramadonnasummer be formed to release a charity record called "I feel love in the first degree" for International Women's Day. Unfortunately the idea was thought to be shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 A survey has, somewhat unsurprisingly, revealed that carrots are the most popular vegetable grown in convent gardens whilst another survey reveals that the nuns eat less carrots than other vegetables. They give most of them to the poor and needy you dirty minded lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 In 2014 a tribute tribute group formed to cash in on this succees. They were called Bananaramaramadana, however sales to date have totalled zero on the account of their name being too long to print on single record sleeves. 2015 tribute tribute tribute group Bananaramaramadanadingdong's US west coast tour resulted in sold out arenas of hipsters eager to be seen posturing in the irony of the band being more successful than their parent tribute tribute band. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 New wave pop combo the B-52s, were, contrary to popular belief, not named after the shape of the nose cone on the American bombers which dropped the bombs over Japan at the end of WW2. They were in fact, the 52nd officially registered tribute act to Bananarama. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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