D.A.F.C Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Until 1356 A.D. everyone used to sleep during the day as there was no electricity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 The BBC were forced to axe a 1990 episode of Mastermind due to a Scottish contestant who achieved the highest score ever did it on his specialist subject of Page 3 Girls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Ben Fogle has four anuses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 90's glamour pin up Jo Guest, well known for having quality breasts, invented the mouse mat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 James the VI who was also James I, although not sure which King he was actually invented the 1st modern monetary system. Coins were mainly used as deceptive pieces but of little monetary value, they were most commonly used for playing "heads or tails". The true monetary system was jam, although the King was fond of quince & turnip jam the commoners preferred black current jam possibly because it was more accessible. Anyway it is written in a book dated 1616 by Sir Pip de Corsey that he paid his feuds n serfs off in black'currency to avoid paying King J 1+6=7 his dues. This the black economy was born. The fate of Sir Pip was that when King J the 7th found out about de Corsey's underhanded cheateries he had him crushed & lo & behold that is the etymology of the phrase to squeeze the rich until their pips squeak. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Quadruplets Ian, Ben, Derrick and Michael Ivanhoe invented the personal computer in 1971. Derrick later fell out with his brothers and formed Dell. Moore's Law was developed from their mutual respect of Roger and James Bond films. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 k.d. lang's Miss Chatelaine was composed after a primary school incident when she stank out the girls toilets, no one would go to the toilets if they knew she was there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 On early pressings of 1970 novelty hit 'Gimme Dat Ding' by the Pipkins, an off-mike Roger Greenaway can allegedly be heard making several lewd comments about Princess Margaret, and endorsing the regime of Papa Doc Duvalier and the Tonton Macoute, before requesting a 'fucking blow job' from a studio engineer. This was edited out of subsequent versions and it was believed that Greenaway had been experimenting with a mix of PCP and Bennylin during the sessions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Medical research has revealed that excessive masturbation can bring on a form of OCD which shows in the symptoms of sufferers re-doing tasks which they have just completed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Medical research has revealed that excessive masturbation can bring on a form of OCD which shows in the symptoms of sufferers re-doing tasks which they have just completed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Medical research has revealed that excessive masturbation can bring on a form of OCD which shows in the symptoms of the sufferers re-doing tasks which they have just completed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Medical research has revealed that excessive masturbation can bring on a form of OCD which shows in the symptoms of the sufferers re-doing tasks which they have just completed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Shinty is the most popular spectator sport in the Falkland Islands, hence the lack of interest to merit a national football team (unlike smaller overseas dependencies such as Gibraltar). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 The ducks on the grounds of Buckingham Palace are required to wear specially made top hats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 The ducks on the grounds of Buckingham Palace are required to wear specially made top hats. ..made from ducks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 X rays have shown the Mona Lisa is actually painted on both sides. On the back of the more well known La Giaconda are Leonardo's original scale plans for a wanking machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Should Brian Blessed ever offer to show you 'the worm', he isn't going to perform a cheesy dance move for your entertainment. It's his nickname for his penis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 David Bellamy stormed out of the BBC when he found out he wasn't being involved in operation Yewtree. "What the f@ck do these tracksuit and jewellery wearing DJs know about f@ckin' trees?" boomed the bearded botanist before sacking his agent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 (edited) American Blues legend "Swannie Ponds" (cousin of Muddy Waters) took his unusual moniker after spending his post war summer holidays in a B&B off the Cleppy Road in Dundee. Edited September 30, 2015 by dee_62 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 American Blues legend "Swannie Ponds" (cousin of Muddy Waters) took his unusual moniker after spending his post war summer holidays in a B&B off the Cleppy Road in Dundee. I was just listening to Swannies EP from 1947. Hard broth blues. 1. Tea bag lady 2. A9 sheep hounding B-side 1. White leg gone blue in the sea 2. Nessie ate my lunch. I've smashed it up cos it was to tragic, no wonder he killed himself after his holiday to the Dee. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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