Grim O'Grady Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Wait, I thought he got a free biscuit from your wife every time he fu... Shit, forgot I wasn't to mention that What with all these fish suppers (salt n sauce extra) & the 2 packets of biscuits each week off Philpsy you'd have thought I'd be a right fat c**t. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Charles Bronson's nephew is Mark Ronson who makes criminal music as a tribute to his favourite uncle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 The late Nelson Mandela was a huge fan of mid eighties synth-pop band Bronski Beat, crediting their music with helping him through his darkest hours on Robben Island. However, he was less impressed with Jimmy Somerville's next band The Communards, who he dismissed as 'too derivative and over produced'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 The 14th Dalai Lama (Lambo) beat Jockey Wilson in a best of 17 darts comp', back in the early '70's but managed to keep it out of the papers because he dropped a couple of acid tabs in the Sun reporters lager & took snaps of the journo tripping off his tits with a couple of local Fife ladies in various states of undress & threaten to publish them if news of his win over Jockey got out, what a lovely fellah eh? Gracious in victory & not wanting to damage Jockey's reputation. Lambo was heard singing rude songs in the pub car park after the event but no known recordings have turned up yet to corroborate this. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Following the Hindenburg disaster in 1937, the wholesale price for Hydrogen fell so far that distributors across mainland Europe were forced to give it away on street corners. Competitions were held in German cities to reward the most innovative use of Hydrogen. Winners in 1939 included Horst Gruber who inflated his Alsatian dog allowing him to use it as an umbrella when he took it for "walkies" in the rain. In 1941, butcher and inventor Fritz Weiner successfully inflated an imported Forfar Bridie which he then proceeded to sell with the tag line "pie in the sky" (it loses a lot in translation) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BWC14 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 In Bulgaria gay men are often prescripted "vagina scented candles" to try and covert them to straight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobMalcolmsFakeTaxi Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 It's a true fact that the notorious East Fife ultras brutally assaulted and raped Danny Dyer while filming his latest show "Scotland's most Dangerous Queers" Yours Truly, Bob Malcolm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Noel Edmonds was the BBC's third choice to present the first ever National Lottery draw. They initially wanted Bill Oddie but his outrageous wage demands and refusal to wear a suit quickly led them to rethink. They then approached walrus-like 70's counterculture icon and folk rock legend David Crosby, who was very keen until he was told he would not be able to bring his beloved pet ocelot Lillian into the UK. Edmonds was available at short notice, his fee was reasonable and his only demands were for a small urn filled with powdered chinchilla bones and a framed picture of Sir Clive Sinclair. He thus went into the record books. Edited September 22, 2015 by pittsburgh phil 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Notorious for it's ability to withstand physical abuse, the famed Sinclair ZX Spectrum 48k was MI5's and the SAS's choice of computer in the field until the late 1980s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 This also explains why the SAS training camp resembles level 56 of Manic Miner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Cremola Foam was removed from sale in the UK in the early 90s when the John Major led Conservative government re-classified it as a class C narcotic and vendors were threatened with prosecution for stocking and selling the sugary favourite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 The dark destroyer and the beast from the chase TV show had a successful career in Mexican wrestling in the 1980s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Jackie Collins' unfinished novel will now be completed by a ghost writer. A printing firm had to re-print 10,000 copies of the cd cover for Dido's latest release entitled "DIDO! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH" after a worker with a grudge inserted the letter "L" into the middle of the singer's name. Five thousand of the cd's had already been released before the error was noticed. There were no complaints received. Copies of Kate Humble's illustrated book, "My Family Of Rabbits And The Pleasure They Give" had to be taken off the Animals and Pet section shelves in Libraries and Bookshops and moved to the Adult Literature section following a mix-up regarding the book's content. Edited September 22, 2015 by Fae_the_'briggs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 The invention of the hay bale was a product of Keith FC players working the manager's fields as part of fitness training, preferring to roll the hay rather than lifting stacks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Frank Sinatra was the Technical Director on The Godfather serious of films although his name did not appear in the list of credits. The Producers offered him $20,000 for his work but the singer demanded a 2.5% share of the films' profits, an offer the film makers could not refuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 People called Nobby Clark without the "e" have a greater tendency to sexual deviancy than those with an "e" on the end. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Up until the internet became widely available, aberdonian men told their wives that a Dutch oven was a way of warming the bed and keeping the electricity bill down. Since the internet became available, divorce rates in Aberdeen have sky rocketed due to years and years of this lie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) Joss Stone, Scissor Sisters and Paper Lace were in talks to go on tour together as Stone, Scissors, Paper but the idea was abandoned as they could not agree on the order on the billing. The actress Stephanie Beacham is heiress to the Beacham Powders medicine empire. Edited September 27, 2015 by Fae_the_'briggs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 National treasure David Jacobs of OF&H fame & A touch of Frost was in talks to do a sequel called A pinch of Salt but he felt the plot to kill off the character Frost & replace him by his twin brother who was given away for adoption at birth & brought up by the Salt family would be too much for the gullible British viewers to cope with so the series was scrapped. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Hamish McAlpine invented 'Eggy Dip Dip' by accident in an amusing breakfast mishap in 1982. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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