'WellDel Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 In 1988, Cindy Crawford only became a Playboy cover model as a late replacement for the original intended star, Miriam Margoyles. The fabulously potty-mouthed actress had harboured an ambition to grace the pages of the worlds most famous jazz mag before her 50th birthday, but a dodgy vindaloo on a visit to an Indian restaurant the night before the shoot, and subsequent violent emissions of arse gravy that followed, led to her devastation at missing out and the fortunate Ms Crawford being drafted in to take her place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 (edited) 19 hours ago, House Bartender said: There's another problem related to this effect. The Earth's polarity swaps North & South at irregular intervals - this could happen at any time. Every device (or person) calibrated to work in their current hemisphere will require to be traded with equivalent machines from across the great equatorial divide when this happens. Existing compasses will continue to be usable by you must remember to hold them upside down when in use or you may end up descending mountains via the 1000 foot sheer drop to the (new)north as opposed to the steady stroll (new)south. Oh - and the Southern Cross becomes the Northern Cross, the Northern Lights the Southern Lights, the NC500 the SC500 etc etc etc. Welsh Rugby player George North will be George South Rapper and Tosser Kanye West will be Kanye East And pizza aficionado, and former Prince, Mr Andrew Windsor will be a sweaty Bwest Edited July 20, 2022 by topcat(The most tip top) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 On 20/07/2022 at 15:38, topcat(The most tip top) said: Welsh Rugby player George North will be George South Rapper and Tosser Kanye West will be Kanye East And pizza aficionado, and former Prince, Mr Andrew Windsor will be a sweaty Bwest Still a great film 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 But at least the film 'Krakatoa, East of Java' will finally be accurate! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 The number 9 occurs in the registration plates of Scottish ambulances more than any other number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Jessica McGill, who went on to write murder mystery novels as Jessica Fletcher, is the aunt of Jimmy McGill who changed his name to Saul Goodman and ran a less than legitimate law practice in Albuquerque, NM. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 On 07/09/2022 at 15:47, BillyAnchor said: The number 9 occurs in the registration plates of Scottish ambulances more than any other number. Emergency services in Germany use Amy Winehouse's Rehab as their hold music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Tony Ferrino said: Emergency services in Germany use Amy Winehouse's Rehab as their hold music. Sie versuchten, mich dazu zu bringen, in die Reha zu gehen Aber ich sagte nein, nein, nein Ja, ich war schwarz, aber wenn ich zurückkomme Du wirst es wissen, wissen, wissen Ich habe keine Zeit Und wenn mein Daddy denkt, dass es mir gut geht Sie versuchten, mich dazu zu bringen, in die Reha zu gehen Aber ich werde nicht gehen, gehen, gehen Ich wäre lieber zu Hause bei Ray Ich habe keine siebzig Tage Denn da ist nichts Du kannst mir nichts beibringen Das kann ich nicht von Mr. Hathaway lernen Ich habe im Unterricht nicht viel mitbekommen Aber ich weiß, dass es nicht in einem Schnapsglas kommt Sie versuchten, mich dazu zu bringen, in die Reha zu gehen Aber ich sagte nein, nein, nein Ja, ich war schwarz, aber wenn ich zurückkomme Du wirst es wissen, wissen, wissen Ich habe keine Zeit Und wenn mein Daddy denkt, dass es mir gut geht Sie versuchten, mich dazu zu bringen, in die Reha zu gehen Aber ich werde nicht gehen, gehen, gehen Der Mann sagte: "Warum glaubst du, dass du hier bist?" Ich sagte: "Ich habe keine Ahnung" "Ich werde, ich werde mein Baby verlieren" "Also habe ich immer eine Flasche in der Nähe" Er sagte: "Ich denke nur, du bist deprimiert" "Das bin ich, ja Baby, und der Rest" Sie versuchten, mich dazu zu bringen, in die Reha zu gehen Aber ich sagte nein, nein, nein Ja, ich war schwarz, aber wenn ich zurückkomme Du wirst es wissen, wissen, wissen Ich will nie wieder trinken Ich, ooh, ich brauche nur einen Freund Ich werde nicht zehn Wochen verbringen Und alle denken lassen, ich bin auf dem Weg der Besserung Und das ist nicht nur mein Stolz Es ist nur so lange, bis diese Tränen getrocknet sind Sie versuchten, mich dazu zu bringen, in die Reha zu gehen Aber ich sagte nein, nein, nein Ja, ich war schwarz, aber wenn ich zurückkomme Du wirst es wissen, wissen, wissen Ich habe keine Zeit Und wenn mein Daddy denkt, dass es mir gut geht Sie versuchen, mich dazu zu bringen, in die Reha zu gehen Aber ich werde nicht gehen, gehen, gehen! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 When this thread hits page 199 it will shred like a Banksy painting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 Banksy is actually Alan Banks, the former Meadowbank and Berwick player. He honed his whimsical graffiti style sitting on the bench as a substitute and his first artwork was stencilled on the Meadowbank dressing room wall depicting Rangers chasing a balloon in the shape of the European Cup 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 19, 2022 Share Posted November 19, 2022 Berti Vogts hosts an annual St Andrews day party in Germany and imports bridies, Irn Bru and curly wurlys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 The barstool was invented in Spain simply to avoid people having to stand on the olive pips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Clean up TV campaigner Mary Whitehouse subsidised her activities by writing pornographic novels under the pseudonym Mary Hinge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 5 hours ago, tamthebam said: Clean up TV campaigner Mary Whitehouse subsidised her activities by writing pornographic novels under the pseudonym Mary Hinge Actually she worked for one of those premium rate phone lines that men call to talk to seductive women and ask questions such as "what are you wearing?" For the first five or ten minutes she would play the part and lure them in. Then suddenly she would launch into a tirade, "you pervert, you disgust me, you depraved little so-and-so." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Peter Walton once disagreed with another referee's decision 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 This classic Coronation Street scene was watched by a record 17billion people when it aired live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 The shine from Roberto Martinez’s fraudulent dome has been picked up from space by the Orion moon probe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 The leaning tower of Pisa doesn't actually lean at all. Unlike the buildings all around it which do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 Former Nazi, Martin Bormann came up with the idea for Connect 4, while living in Paraguay in the early 1950’s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 23 minutes ago, qos_75 said: Former Nazi, Martin Bormann came up with the idea for Connect 4, while living in Paraguay in the early 1950’s. That fact gives me the vier... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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