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When the Jubilee was first being planned, the Queen was asked how she wanted to celebrate the occasion. She said, "Och, I just fancy a quiet night in, I don't want a lot of fuss."

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54 minutes ago, GordonD said:

When the Jubilee was first being planned, the Queen was asked how she wanted to celebrate the occasion. She said, "Och, I just fancy a quiet night in, I don't want a lot of fuss."

Which is RoyalSpeak for "get me the Chippendales but do it discretely."

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Gary Lineker strongly dislikes the taste of crisps and has only been the face of walkers for many years due to being paid a handsome salary for doing so. His dislike of them is so strong that he has to be replaced by a stunt double if a TV advert requires him to be filmed eating a crisp. 

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The villainous President Bill Mitchell in the film Dave (starring Kevin Kline) is the half-brother of Pete Mitchell in the film Top Gun (starring Tom Cruise).

Apparently Pete is so ashamed of his corrupt half-brother, he vowed to be the greatest pilot the US military had ever known.

Who would have thought it?

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12 hours ago, Fullerene said:
The villainous President Bill Mitchell in the film Dave (starring Kevin Kline) is the half-brother of Pete Mitchell in the film Top Gun (starring Tom Cruise).
Apparently Pete is so ashamed of his corrupt half-brother, he vowed to be the greatest pilot the US military had ever known.
Who would have thought it?

 

 


Both characters are called “Mitchell” because the films were supposed to form part of the XEECU (Extended EastEnders Cinematic Universe) but that never really took off. It was very much an idea ahead of it’s time as it turns out.

Pete Mitchell’s estranged identical twin (Brian Flanagan from Cocktail) was due to enter witness protection and wind up working in the Queen Vic on Albert Square for his Aunt Peggy who he’d find out was his Auntie on Christmas Day after kissing under the mistletoe just before Carole (Goose’s widow) arrived to inform him that Maverick his long lost brother needed a kidney. The Columbian Mob then track Brian down by following Carole only for Phil and Grant to kick seven shades of shit out of them because “Family’s important, in it”

By the time of the Mitchell family’s long delayed arrival on Albert Square in 1990 Tom Cruise had received an Oscar nomination and thought he was better than that and started the Mission Impossible series instead. Even recasting Peggy Mitchell with Barbara Windsor in 1992 wasn’t enough to tempt him back to the project despite cruise being a long term fan of the carry on movies.

Whether Kevin Kline’s president Bill Mitchell will ever be finally incorporated into the EastEnders universe is doubtful but scriptwriters are still forbidden from writing dialogue that refers to ‘90s US politics just in case.

 

 

 

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At the 1960 Belfast Blues Festival, at the Belfast Dockyard, American Blues legend Howlin' Wolf proved so popular he did five encores. In honour of the great man, the management decided to rename the yard after him. Unfortunately the London sign-writers misheard the instructions and the yard remains Harland Wolff.

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On 21/06/2022 at 16:46, Fullerene said:

Cement mixers in the southern hemisphere have to rotate the concrete in the other direction to avoid crashing into a wall because of the Coriolis effect.


that would be the case here or Taranaki but apparently it’s. only a serious issue for the far northern and far southern bits of the world. In the tropics it makes no practical difference so in sub Saharan Africa and South America they all go the southern way regardless of which side of the equator they are. The exceptions are Ecuador and equatorial  Guinea which are so proud of their central latitude that builders prefer to have a reverse gear on their cement mixers so they can always be spinning the “correct” way round for the site they happen to be on. This was actually a legal requirement in Ecuador until 1997 but these days it’s more of a superstition or tradition 

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There's another problem related to this effect. The Earth's polarity swaps North & South at irregular intervals - this could happen at any time. Every device (or person) calibrated to work in their current hemisphere will require to be traded with equivalent machines from across the great equatorial divide when this happens.

Existing compasses will continue to be usable by you must remember to hold them upside down when in use or you may end up descending mountains via the 1000 foot sheer drop to the (new)north as opposed to the steady stroll (new)south.

Oh - and the Southern Cross becomes the Northern Cross, the Northern Lights the Southern Lights, the NC500 the SC500 etc etc etc.

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