tamthebam Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 A Scottish mediaeval by law makes paedophiles have to wear distinctive blue box filled with weights strapped to their backs as a penance for their crimes. These backpacks have the New Testament word "Deliveroo" on them which means in Greek "Beware of the Beast" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Andy Murray's mother used to be a barmaid in the Savoy Disco in Sauchiehall Street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 7, 2021 Share Posted August 7, 2021 Bucky O'Hare was green and called so because the designer was a Buckie Thistle fan. However, the studio insisted on 'Bucky' over Buckie because it sounded more American. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Fictional Scottish highland policeman Hamish MacBeth was originally going to be called Hamish McAlpine. However lawyers from the Ian Fleming estate intervened as they wanted Hamish McAlpine as a possible future Bond villain and had a copyright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Until last year when the aging process evidently hit a critical level, somebody in the world had been wanking over Madonna at any one time since 1985. That's over 18 million continuous minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Until last year when the aging process evidently hit a critical level, somebody in the world had been wanking over Madonna at any one time since 1985. That's over 18 million continuous minutes. Enough jizz to float the QE2. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del79 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 India's new population control policy requires women to wear Susan Boyle masks when the men want sex 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 On 08/06/2021 at 05:52, Fullerene said: Roger Daltrey played in several bands before The Who. These include The Where, The When The How and The Why. His first solo album was called “Research”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 Researchers at Strathclyde University have released a study showing that since the song Beautiful Sunday became popular at Parkhead, numbers of patrons on the dancefloor doing the slosh at catholic church social nights have increased by 43%. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckled tangerine Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 "Cagney & Lacey" actress Tyne Daly came up with her familiar stage name on a trip to East Lothian. Desperately requiring a new name for Equity purposes whilst sitting on a bench in Haddington sharing a bottle of Eldorado with a local tramp, she settled upon "Tyne" from the local river and "Daly" from the "record" newspaper the vagrant used to wipe his arse. Her little known real name is Karen Dunbar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted August 30, 2021 Share Posted August 30, 2021 The Welsh were discovered, living underground, in 1910. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Shania Twain is a distant relative of Mark Twain. Her album Up! is dedicated to him and the track 'Waiter! Bring me Water!' takes its title from the final words he uttered on his death bed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 JK Rowling's first novel was Trainspotting but after losing a bet to Irvine Welsh she had to either perform sex acts on him or let him claim to be the author of the book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 Tiger Woods was born in Lossiemouth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 3 hours ago, TheScarf said: Tiger Woods was born in Lossiemouth. Tiger Woods has a sister and two brothers called Lioness, Cougar and Jaguar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Fullerene said: Tiger Woods has a sister . Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 Tiger Woods real name is Leopard Steels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Tiger Woods real name is Leopard Steels. Leopard Irons, shirley? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, GordonD said: Leopard Irons, shirley? Did it? Ah well at least she’ll be less wrinkly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
get_the_subbies_on Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Horses became extinct in 1972. The all powerful racing lobby has used vets, plastic surgeons and farmers to transform dogs of different breeds into flat racers, jump racers and show jumpers. Red Rum was actually 3 Great Danes and a corgi stitched together and Shergar had to be hidden from public view as, after its big wins, it had started to dry hump its trainer and had an unhealthy interest in its own bollocks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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