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During sunrise services the mosque in Willesden, North London is encouraging worshipers to sing along to a rendition of Ram a Dam  a Ding Dong with the words of Ramadan, ding dong .....etc.

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In 1990 John Lithgow rented a property in Bo'ness when he was working  on the filming of Macbeth at Blackness Castle. John's sister Lynne came to visit but was chased out by fiercely tribal locals who didn't want anyone coming to their town having that name.

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13 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said:

In 1990 John Lithgow rented a property in Bo'ness when he was working  on the filming of Macbeth at Blackness Castle. John's sister Lynne came to visit but was chased out by fiercely tribal locals who didn't want anyone coming to their town having that name.

Of course John himself was already unpopular with the locals because they were afraid that the film cameras were stealing their souls.

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Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys was drafted into the Vietnam War.  He didn't like it apart from one local delicacy call Vib.  Fortunatelly, the army liked it too.  Brian loved it when they gave him some good Vib rations.  In fact he wrote a song about it.

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The tone used to prepare passengers for an announcement at most airports worldwide was inherited from Prestwick airport that copied it from the one created/used at Hampden Park.

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Having seen convicted Manson killer Specky Ho wearing the colours of the Portugal national team, English detectives in the McCann case have booked flights to California in case there is a link. They have booked into the Ritz Carlton-Los Angeles where they will base the next year of the investigation.

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Portugal is on the Green List of countires that can be visited after the Met. lobbied Boris Johnson and made a compelling case that they may need to go to the Algarve and do more detecting on the Madeline McCann disappearance.

That their luggage consists of mainly of bags of golf clubs is purely coincidental.

 

 

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7 hours ago, Richey Edwards said:

Ross County are named after Jonathan Ross

Actually it is the other way around.  His first stage name was a flop. 

No way was the BBC ever going to commission the "Jonathan Clackmannanshire Show".

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Elgin calls itself a "city" as part of a cunning plan by  highlanders to trick lowlanders into thinking there's more of them than there really are

Similarly Inverness Caledonian Thistle and Ross County are actually the same people in different disguises

The town of Dingwall doesn't actually exist, it's an obviously made up name

 

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