Fullerene Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 41 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: <10% of so-called Munroists have been to the top of all the Munros because of the presumption that trig points mark the highest point. (tbh, it wouldn't surprise me if this is true) "Munro bagging" involves climbing to the top of mountain in Scotland that is at least 3,000 feet above sea level and then reciting a poem. If you forget to recite a poem then the whole thing is ruled invalid and you will have to do it again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 The name 'Oral-B' was an in-company joke resulting from the inventor saying "we could call it Oral... something" and somebody quickly replied with "Blowjob". Hence, Oral-B. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 8 hours ago, Fullerene said: "Munro bagging" involves climbing to the top of mountain in Scotland that is at least 3,000 feet above sea level and then reciting a poem. If you forget to recite a poem then the whole thing is ruled invalid and you will have to do it again. Whereas if you climb a Corbett (a mountain between 2500 and 3000 feet*) you have to sit in a big armchair and tell a joke. *That bit is true. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 (edited) Schiehallion was used in a groundbreaking experiment to find the weight of the earth. Geoff Capes used it as something to grip onto and proclaimed that the earth was pretty heavy. Trigger from only fools and horses conducted the survey and invented the now standard measurement for maps called Rodney lines. Edited October 17, 2020 by D.A.F.C 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottmcleanscontacts Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 The World's first Mariachi band was made up of Peter Pawlett, Renée Fleming, Karol Sikora, Jim Broadbent, Neil Kinnock, and Percy Thrower. They made their name touring the Social Clubs of Scotland and earned their fame with their hit single 'Fair is only Fair if it's Fair to me' featuring Sean Paul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Schiehallion was used in a groundbreaking experiment to find the weight of the earth. Geoff Capes used it as something to grip onto and proclaimed that the earth was pretty heavy. Trigger from only fools and horses conducted the survey and invented the now standard measurement for maps called Rodney lines.He would have called them dave lines. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 10 years after his retirement, Alan Rough sucker punched a young boy he saw wearing a Peru replica shirt in the Princes Square shopping centre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 When asked what he’d have been if he hadn’t been a professional footballer Peter Crouch said he’d have been a Virgin trains steward.The comment was edited to make him sound wittier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Crampons, worn by mountaineers when ice and snow climbing, were first used by the Sherpa peoples of Tibet from as early as the 17th century. In the Sherpa language the word crampon means "stick the boot in". Up until crowds were stopped from attending football games, crampon could still occasionally be heard being shouted at some fixtures, usually derby games. Linguists fear the word might disappear completely from the rich language of football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Kinlochbervie has a roundabout and set of traffic lights that were placed there simply for the benefit of learner drivers in the NW Sutherland area. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 8 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Kinlochbervie has a roundabout and set of traffic lights that were placed there simply for the benefit of learner drivers in the NW Sutherland area. Said roundabout got a mention on University Challenge. Speciality round - most northerly roundabouts in Britain. Balliol College Oxford failed miserably and accused their opponents from the University of the Highlands and Islands of tampering with the questions. Simply outrageous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Ghengis Khan brought the concept of the flushable toilet from the Far East to the West hence the phrase "on the Khan". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 In the English county of Northumbria Antony Gormley’s iconic statue is referred to as “The angel of the south” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted October 21, 2020 Share Posted October 21, 2020 The now ubiquitous Farrow & Ball paint colour "Elephant's Breath" was discovered when a developer's five year old daughter squashed up a brand new packet of plasticine. The daughter's name? Ellie Funtsbreth! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Botanists have put forward proposals to address the tomato/rhubarb fruit/vegetable confusion. Under the new criteria, it will officially be a fruit if you would eat it with custard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Funky Nosejob said: Botanists have put forward proposals to address the tomato/rhubarb fruit/vegetable confusion. Under the new criteria, it will officially be a fruit if you would eat it with custard. So a sponge cake is one of my five a day? Excellent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 The Pie and Bovril site went down for four years at the turn of the century due to some shoddy programming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 The Pie and Bovril site went down for four years at the turn of the century due to a particularly bad result for St. Mirren. FTFY 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 The Pie and Bovril site went down for four years at the turn of the century due to some shoddy programming.Luckily it was the 17th century so nobody noticed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Hibs always prevail when they have the advantage over their opponents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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