BillyAnchor Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Bollywood actor Ranveer Singh has been given a bonus of 24 million rupees to agree not to try out for the part of James Bond in the next 6 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 By 2030 you will be required by law to interact via social media within the 1st 15 minutes whilst watching live tv. If you do not do so the news smart televisions will automatically lock you out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 18 minutes ago, buchan30 said: By 2030 you will be required by law to interact via social media within the 1st 15 minutes whilst watching live tv. If you do not do so the news smart televisions will automatically lock you out. Don't be silly. We're watching you now. Always have been. What makes you think you need to contact us? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 Don't be silly. We're watching you now. Always have been. What makes you think you need to contact us?Your shows constantly tell us to “tell us what you think via Twitter etc” the girls on babestation always tell you to phone in. Would be great if my tele or that was watching me because i could start asking it where all the stuff i lose in this house seems to disappear to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 15, 2019 Share Posted October 15, 2019 55 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Your shows constantly tell us to “tell us what you think via Twitter etc” the girls on babestation always tell you to phone in. Would be great if my tele or that was watching me because i could start asking it where all the stuff i lose in this house seems to disappear to. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 4 hours ago, buchan30 said: Your shows constantly tell us to “tell us what you think via Twitter etc” the girls on babestation always tell you to phone in. Would be great if my tele or that was watching me because i could start asking it where all the stuff i lose in this house seems to disappear to. Don't be daft. We've got it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 Don't be daft. We've got it.If you could pop it back before next friday, that will be dandy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 It is amazing that the government keeps track of everyone by collecting odd socks and having them analysed and nobody seems to notice. "Oh no, it must have gone missing in the wash". Not really. Sinister forces afoot. No pun intended. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Fullerene said: It is amazing that the government keeps track of everyone by collecting odd socks and having them analysed and nobody seems to notice. "Oh no, it must have gone missing in the wash". Not really. Sinister forces afoot. No pun intended. Jet fuel doesn't melt lint traps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 25 minutes ago, Fullerene said: It is amazing that the government keeps track of everyone by collecting odd socks and having them analysed and nobody seems to notice. "Oh no, it must have gone missing in the wash". Not really. Sinister forces afoot. No pun intended. What must they have though when they analysed throbber's old socks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 45 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: What must they have though when they analysed throbber's old socks? In order to keep them hidden they thought they had to come up with an absolutely ridiculous scenario that would divert any and all attention from the disaster zone that was those socks. They've taken it too far now, and we're due to leave on the 31st. EU happy to see us leave with or without a deal as they do not want to be associated with anyone/anything that can produce whatever happened to those poor socks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 17 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: You guys are on the right track but I cant say to much as I'm being investigated by MFI Decided by the Cabinet, was it? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 16, 2019 Share Posted October 16, 2019 12 hours ago, GordonD said: Decided by the Cabinet, was it? I’m ok sofa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Fife mafia are bed to the bone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 13 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: I’m ok sofa. Though I'd heard you were a pouffe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Though I'd heard you were a pouffe.I couldn't chair less what they say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Bank of England governor Mark Carney is the great grandson of the person who invented Chili con carne. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 What we know as chili con carne derives from adobe - the stuff Mexicans built houses from. When Texas was being formed, the early settlers were starving so the Mexicans gave them plates of adobe for a laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 39 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: What we know as chili con carne derives from adobe - the stuff Mexicans built houses from. When Texas was being formed, the early settlers were starving so the Mexicans gave them plates of adobe for a laugh. This is also where we get the word 'con' in the sense of tricking somebody for financial gain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 The first photoshop was an altered picture of a shop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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