GordonD Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: When swimming, a woman will partially fill up with water if she's not wearing a proper swimsuit and / or tampon. Similarly, a female nude skydiving club had to disband because the whistling noise was disturbing local residents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 9 hours ago, GordonD said: Similarly, a female nude skydiving club had to disband because the whistling noise was disturbing local residents. Sounded like Stukas apparently, which triggered PTSD in WWII veterans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 3 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Sounded like Stukas apparently, which triggered PTSD in WWII veterans. Similarly, some people from Kirkcaldy following their wee football team visiting Dunfermline reported a furry bear in a cardboard tank to police after pointing said tank at them and having machine gun sounds played over the PA. Oh no, that actually happened, sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Wimbledon champion Simone Halep stored the leftovers of her breast reduction surgery in a cryogenic lab in case she meets a real man later in life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The cumulative circumference of Serena Williams thighs is exactly that of the height of one and a half Danny Devitos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 10 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Wimbledon champion Simone Halep stored the leftovers of her breast reduction surgery in a cryogenic lab in case she meets a real man later in life. If they're kept in the same freezer vault as the bits they cut off Michael Jackson, there's the basis for a half-decent horror film there... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 28, 2019 Share Posted July 28, 2019 The Beatles wanted to call their record lable Orange but John Lennon fought the other three on the grounds of his love for Scottish cricket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 According to the Oxford dictionary, Invernessshire is the only accepted word in the English language to contain the letter 's' three consecutive times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 Broadway producers have announced the new musical, "Rod Hull-The Musical" will begin casting in early 2020. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 15 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: Broadway producers have announced the new musical, "Rod Hull-The Musical" will begin casting in early 2020. Will that be a double bill with Fiddler on the Roof? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 51 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Will that be a double bill with Fiddler on the Roof? Do Emu’s have beaks or bills? Not 100% without checking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Do Emu’s have beaks or bills? Not 100% without checking. The Lesser Bailiff Emus have bills, the rest have beaks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 5, 2019 Share Posted August 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: The Lesser Bailiff Emus have bills, the rest have beaks. That’s some neck those guys have got. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 15 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Will that be a double bill with Fiddler on the Roof? Is that the Jimmy Savile story? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Recently-deceased dictator Robert Mugabe was born In Yorkshire - his real name was Obidiah Polkinghorn. When he emigrated to Zimbabwe he chose a new surname by reversing a common Yorkshire expression, E ba Gum! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 The name Zimbabwe originates from the Tswana language, meaning white man out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Robert Mugabe often confessed his love of Islay malts and once drew up plans to have the Zimbabwe navy sail to Port Ellen and raid distilleries. The official who informed him that as a land-locked country Zimbabwe did not have a navy was garroted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Robert Mugabe was 'a great source of inspiration' in the making of Pantera's 'Cowboys From Hell' according to the bands former manager. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 The name Zimbabwe originates from the Tswana language, meaning Levein out. FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Recently-deceased dictator Robert Mugabe was born In Yorkshire - his real name was Obidiah Polkinghorn. When he emigrated to Zimbabwe he chose a new surname by reversing a common Yorkshire expression, E ba Gum!Also the preferred method of taking ecstasy tablets down that way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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