GordonD Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Rangers supporters with a cold take massive quantities of Vitamin C. It doesn't cure them but it turns their snotters orange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 The Kingston Bridge in Glasgow was put up for tender to advertisers to sponsor it but no one applied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 11 hours ago, Derek Patterson said: In 2009, former Dunfermline Athletic star Hamish French produced a paper detailing his investigations into an alleged underground alien base under the site of the former Landmark furniture store in the town. The report was never made available for public review and remains classified. Despite rumours circulated from a Cowdenbeath based paranormal group that parts of the report had leaked and detailed tunnels leading from the alleged facility to Kinross Market, no evidence has ever been produced to back this up. He now runs Area 51 taxi company. The truth is out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Pelicans can fly backwards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: He now runs Area 51 taxi company. The truth is out there. Area 51 in Nevada was actually named after EH51 which is the postcode for Boness There is no Area 50 Edited February 18, 2019 by topcat(The most tip top) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: There is no Area 50 That's what they want you to think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, GordonD said: That's what they want you to think. That's what they want you to think that they want you to think. Edited February 18, 2019 by topcat(The most tip top) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Maybe we are the aliens? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Nike is actually pronounced nee-kay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanCityHibee Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 I once convinced a mate that Benedict Cumberpatch was the wee laddies in " About a Boy " - i genuinely thought it was and just went with it. He then told this work mates , got slated heavy and lost all respectability. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Kate Winslet was born a hermaphrodite and his/her parents opted for a snip so that he/she wouldn't be made fun of at high school during the showers after gym class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 7 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Kate Winslet was born a hermaphrodite and his/her parents opted for a snip so that he/she wouldn't be made fun of at high school during the showers after gym class. And as such she auditioned for the role of Hayley Cropper in Corrie but was rejected in favour of Julie Hesmondnamenobodycanpronounce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Sean Connery was born in Cardiff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 17 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Kate Winslet was born a hermaphrodite and his/her parents opted for a snip so that he/she wouldn't be made fun of at high school during the showers after gym class. I thought that was Jamie Lee Curtis, hence her three male names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 minute ago, mathematics said: I thought that was Jamie Lee Curtis, hence her three male names. No, his parents went for the male option and he strutted around the showers intimidating boys like me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 The late night train to Georgia from LA used to depart at 11.17pm until record company executives demanded it be changed to midnight to better suit the lyrics for a song being written for Gladys Knight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: The late night train to Georgia from LA used to depart at 11.17pm until record company executives demanded it be changed to midnight to better suit the lyrics for a song being written for Gladys Knight. "Midnight train to Georgia" was originally a song about Joseph Stalin as he tired of being a Soviet ruler and just wanted to get back to the land of his birth. In order to improve record sales in America, they had to adjust the lyrics a little. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 Au contraire, Midnight train to Georgia was about a David Cassidy groupie called Georgia. She would hang around bars frequented by anyone related to The Partridge family and invite them back to her dingy motel room at midnight for some group orgy action. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 The Six Million Dollar Man Steve Austin needed to have his penis reattached at least once a week due to furious wanking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 The late Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman had relatives who lived in rural Perthshire in the mid 80s. He and his family would visit them every few years. They stayed in the tiny village of Findo Gask. Jeff was so fond of the area and took great inspiration from it, that up until just a few weeks before it's release, the bands fourth studio album was in fact titled "South Of Methven". "An unforeseen village buried deep in Strathearn" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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