Tony Ferrino Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 3 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Juan Mata’s grandad was a leading astronomer and physics expert and discovered dark material in space. They named it dark mata after him. Whenever Juan scores he points to the sky in tribute to him. Juan Mata's front door doesn't have a number but has a small figure of a bullfighter carved into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 The fictional town of Hollyoaks was originally called Kerrington but changed minutes before the first episode by the creative director who didn't like the name. He asked for suggestions before a crew member, inspired by his girlfriend Holly Oakley, put forward the now famous title 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Juan Mata's front door doesn't have a number but has a small figure of a bullfighter carved into it. Obviously, as he is a matador. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Oil rigs don't actually exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Obviously, as he is a matador.When you press the matador it plays the theme from Jossie's giants. Edit I am not admitting to playing chapdoor run on mr Mata. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 E45 Cream was discovered by scientist Dr Eugene Grotsky in 1923 in the Mariamjvari Nature Reserve in Georgia. He found it seeping out of a baboons arse, and named it E45 as the nature reserve lies on the 45th Meridian East. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 After a stressful day in the House Of Commons, Jeremy Corbyn likes to go home, hang a do not disturb sign on the door of his den, and curl up with a 2 litre tub of Hagen Das to watch classic blaxploitation movies on his trusty Betamax.His all time favourite is 1974's Truck Turner, starring Isaac Hayes and Yaphet Koto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 When David Beckham signed for Arsenal in 2001, he was given special dispensation by the club to wear an Adidas version of the Arsenal kit instead of their Nike one, so not to break his 100 year sponsorship agreement with the German sportswear giants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 David Beckham was a member of the IRA and since 1983 his voice has been dubbed over by a simpleton infant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockMusic Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Victoria Beckham spends a considerable sum of money to look the way she does in an attempt to gain a part as a Doctor Who monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Last week a three piece combo consisting of two fiddles and an accordion were intercepted by heavily armed police on their way to a pub in the centre of London. The police later admitted that the whole thing had been heavy handed and there had been a misunderstanding but also advised the trio that it was a bad idea to call their band Plutonium. As for the band, Weapons of Mass Destruction, it is now recognised that their tour of Iraq in 2002 had unforeseen consequences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Rock music was invented by Barney Rubble who was invented by Hanna Barberra who was named after her home town of Santa Barberra which was colonised by a dinghy load of Berbers in the 14 th century which came after the 13th century 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Dwarf_Posse Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 80’s kids entertainer Timmy Mallet real name Bill Prady is one of the lead writers on the Big Bang Theory. He moved to the US after the success of ‘Yellow Polkadot Bikini’ which opened a number of doors for him in the States. After a successful residency in the MGM Las Vegas he turned his hand to writing half hour sitcoms and after a number of failures, ‘Pig Hang Bleary’ and ‘Jig Thang McGleary’ he hit gold with the Sheldon Cooper vehicle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 England has a GDP equal to that of Asia, Latin America and most of Russia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Timmy Mallet is the CEO of Specsavers in Wales. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Timmy Mallets uncle invented the pomegranate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 The name George in Lithuanian is French for the German word for igloo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Suzi Quattros Dad was a famous rally driver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 In Islay, peat pies were a common delicacy before they opened a Wimpy Bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 In 2009, former Dunfermline Athletic star Hamish French produced a paper detailing his investigations into an alleged underground alien base under the site of the former Landmark furniture store in the town. The report was never made available for public review and remains classified. Despite rumours circulated from a Cowdenbeath based paranormal group that parts of the report had leaked and detailed tunnels leading from the alleged facility to Kinross Market, no evidence has ever been produced to back this up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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