GordonD Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Jacob Rees-Mogg is actually another of Sacha Baron Cohen's over-the-top comic creations. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 12 hours ago, wellinwigan said: 90 % Of the women in Bellshill are born with purple nipples Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 (edited) Neil Lennon may not have a moustache but he is similar to Adolph Hitler in at least one respect. He is a keen watercolour painter with some technical talent but a rather pedestrian approach to compensation. Luckily for Europe Lennon turned to football as opposed to politics but he still holds a grudge against the art establishment for their rejection of him. His supposed "mental breakdown" towards the end of last season was actually a prolonged huff after the Royal Scottish Academy turned him down again describing his sketches of East Fife villages as "trite and cliched". When he kicked a water bottle in Inverness he was envisaging the critic who described him as "Derivative of Jack Vettriano". Many more conservative art lovers disagree with the uptight elitist Scottish fine art establishment's refusal to exhibit his work and want to tell society how angry we are. Mrs Morag Redpath from Morningside was Halfway through writing "Hang Neil Lennon's painting of North Berwick Law in the National Gallery" on a wall when she ran out of paint. Edited January 2, 2019 by topcat(The most tip top) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Neil Lennon may not have a moustache but he is similar to Adolph Hitler in at least one respect. He is a keen watercolour painter with some technical talent but a rather pedestrian approach to compensation. Luckily for Europe Lennon turned to football as opposed to politics but he still holds a grudge against the art establishment for their rejection of him. His supposed "mental breakdown" towards the end of last season was actually a prolonged huff after the Royal Scottish Academy turned him down again describing his sketches of East Fife villages as "trite and cliched". When he kicked a water bottle in Inverness he was envisaging the critic who described him as "Derivative of Jack Vettriano". Many more conservative art lovers disagree with the uptight elitist Scottish fine art establishment's refusal to exhibit his work and want to tell society how angry we are. Mrs Morag Redpath from Morningside was Halfway through writing "Hang Neil Lennon's painting of North Berwick Law in the National Gallery" on a wall when she ran out of paint.^^^ Is definitely not obsessed with Neil Lennon, no way.......no sirree.[emoji50][emoji15] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 It is a little known fact that cheese , made from mouse milk has extreme restorative powers , curing baldness, and bunions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 15 hours ago, bishopburn boy said: It is a little known fact that cheese , made from mouse milk has extreme restorative powers , curing baldness, and bunions Anyone who has bunions on their head or bald toes should consult a GP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 (edited) Bananas are a good source of yellow. Edited January 3, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 5, 2019 Share Posted January 5, 2019 Barbadian pop dynamo Rihanna was originally pencilled in to join Steven Fry and Joanna Lumley as part of the 2009 Marks and Spencer’s Christmas campaign. She was putting the final touch to a campaign song when she was dropped in favour of the less expensive Myleene Klass. The song was later slightly reworked and released as “S & M” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 The African country of Mutzuwebo was renamed Liberia in the hope that fans of piano master Liberace would flock there and spend lots of tourist rupidos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Liberace learned how to play the piano during breaks in his work shift when he was a coal miner in Wales. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Hipsway lead singer Graham Skinner, is the great great nephew of the boy that played the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Ex Scotland boss Craig Brown was turned down for the part of the cowardly lion on the wizard of oz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 The creator of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! got the idea after a visit to the pie stall at Broadwood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Macaroni Cheese was renamed Mac & Cheese by Jimmy Savile and each portion has a little splash of his DNA in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Popular Veteran singer Tom Jones is actually from the village of Radcliffe on Trent near Nottingham He put on a welsh accent for a joke once in March 1962 and things got a bit out of hand 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 As a young boy, future GB prime minister Margaret Thatcher loved to play Ludo. He was undefeated for several years before puberty hit and he became interested in trainspotting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Trainspotting film director Danny Boyle founded the Radcliffe Trainspotting Association in 1982 as a young man. Ironically, it had to be shut down in 2018 as police found a stash of heroin inside a box of monogrammed anoraks which had just been shipped in from Pakistan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor1874 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Harvey Keitel eats a Wagon Wheel after every meal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 2 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: As a young boy, future GB prime minister Margaret Thatcher loved to play Ludo. He was undefeated for several years before puberty hit and he became interested in trainspotting. Ludo's regular defeats are the main reason behind his refusal to complete the results for his "Most hated player" thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 British ravers planned to make Rothesay and the Isle of Bute the rave capital of the world but the Cal Mac ferry was cancelled. They found it easier to get to Ibiza and the course of music history was changed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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