Shandon Par Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) After being expelled from Bali when they found out how shite Dundee United are these days, Willo Flood took a job as a stable boy in Britt Eckland's donkey sanctuary in the South of France. At night she visits his stable and tells him that she once played a character called Willow in a 1970s docu-drama about life in Dumfries & Galloway as Willo brushes her hair and tells of his daring escape from his brief captivity in Fife. Falkirk are believed to be looking to bring the wayward star back to Scotland to bolster their midfield but they are struggling to meet Eckland's wage demands. Edited September 19, 2018 by Shandon Par 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Some Biblical scholars believe that Adam and Eve were from Tayside, and that an inkblot on one of the Dead Sea Scrolls means that what we now know as 'The Garden of Eden' should actually be called 'The Park of Dens'. The more radical scholars believe there are numerous such inkblots. Adam and Eve was actually about the Garden of Eden brothel on the banks of the Tay run by Madame and Steve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Trees evolved from stick insects 400 million years ago. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Haddaway is Dr Alban’s uncle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Actress Anne Hathaway has 3 Westies called Duncan, Banquo and Macduff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 STV news is now a kids tv show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Actress Anne Hathaway has 3 Westies called Duncan, Banquo and Macduff. Anne Hathaway's baby sitter was called Anne Haddaway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 Haddaway was an 80's pop group. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
German Jag Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 58 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Anne Hathaway's baby sitter was called Anne Haddaway. She also babysit Madeleine McCann? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 9 hours ago, German Jag said: She also babysit Madeleine McCann? Madeleines uncle Terry was a minder. Her parents should have made use of 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 On 19/09/2018 at 10:19, GordonD said: Some Biblical scholars believe that Adam and Eve were from Tayside, and that an inkblot on one of the Dead Sea Scrolls means that what we now know as 'The Garden of Eden' should actually be called 'The Park of Dens'. Moses found the 10 commandments on a hill near Dundee explaining why they became known as "Laws'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 None of the comedy trio Scotland the What were actually born in Scotland. Buff Hardie was born in India, Stephen Robertson in Ireland and George Donald was manufactured in a lab in Munich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Jim McLean invented kung fu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Sky TV was founded in Portree. They decided to drop the E from Skye to be less parochial and appeal to a wider audience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 The sport porn and current affairs channels all featured sheep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 The original format of Newsnight contained a regular 5 minute soft porn segment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bishopburn boy Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 (edited) Stranraer FC are the oldest football club in the world , named after the local saint Ranraer the bold , who was beheaded after the battle of loch Ryan in 13oatcake, burt then miraculously reattached his own head and fought with King Robert , his head falling off after victory at Bannockburn . he was canonised shortly afterwards the local Nescafé priors started the team to celebrate the elevation of the toon to a royal burgh in 1617 , and StRanraer have been on the go ever since. Edited September 23, 2018 by bishopburn boy Historical clarity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Cheeky 70's soft porn star Robin Askwith had a long held ambition to direct and star in Hamlet at the Old Vic.He fulfilled this dream in 1980 in front of a crowd of some of the finest actors and critics of the day.It was going sensationally ('powerful and there's a mastery at play here - John Gielgud, 'nuanced and fresh - Laurence Olivier') until his now infamous 'bonking scene' complete with cheeky winks, mugging to the crowd and comedy noises.It was quickly forgotten after that and a dejected Askwith vowed to never work on stage again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Build-a-Bear shops are a front for the Bilderberg Group and the Illuminati Every bear that is sold is fitted with cameras and microphones for eavesdropping on the masses. If you have a Build-a-Bear toy in your house the Bilderberg Group are spying on you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 The famous 'piece of paper' that Neville Chamberlain brandished after his summit meeting with Adolf Hitler was actually a Bayern Munich season ticket. Unfortunately the first time he used it, the seat turned out to be 'restricted view' which annoyed him so much that he declared war, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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