pittsburgh phil Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 In his latest book, to be serialised in The Daily Mail, ex royal butler Paul Burrell lifts the lid on what went on at her majesty's garden parties.Su Pollard "dreadful woman, we found her slumped over in the guest toilets at 2pm, quite drunk"Nick Knowles "Leonine and masculine but too confrontational"He also sensationally claims that, following an early 80's meet and greet, a member of Tight Fit went rogue and still lives ferally in the grounds of Buckingham Palace - "the gamekeeper tolerates him, he keeps the rabbit population under control" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 The White House is built on the site of an ancient Native American burial ground and on the night of every full moon until April 2017 a Piscataway medicine man was brought in to perform a tribal dance to quell the spirits of the dead. However since such a 'pagan' ritual would be looked on disfavourably by, for example, the population of the Bible Belt the ceremony was carried out in total secrecy and the medicine man had to be smuggled into the White House disguised as a cleaner. When Donald Trump was inaugurated he dispensed with the medicine man's services, branding them 'heathen'. It is believed by some that the restless spirits are causing many of the problems his Presidency is now facing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Meghan Markle makes it sparkle is the name of a banned porno film available on the dark web. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 The dark web can be accessed by using the dwtp:// protocol, banned in much of the West but available in North Korea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Thurso was the first settlement in Europe to get the internet to aid the monitoring of the Dounreay power plant. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 IPA was originally called Indian Real Ale, but was changed in the UK in the 1920s due to marketing concerns. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) Teabags were invented as a joke by humourist PG Wodehouse after witnessing a risque sex revue in 1920s Paris. Edited September 18, 2018 by banana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 PG Wodehouse was a notorious teabagger, most infamously on Clement Atlee after a riotous garden soirée ended in gin soaked reverie. Other teabagging enthusiasts are Michael Buerk, Kris Commons, Peter Sissons, and Sandi Togsvik. Although it's said that when Sissons teabags you stay bagged. Balls like clock weights apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Apollo 11 astronaut Michael Collins was supposed to join Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin on the moon, but refused after being zero-gravity teabagged en route by known prankster Aldrin. Aldrin reportedly teabagged Armstrong seventeen times on the lunar surface, still a NASA record. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Richard Osman is actually a pair of twins inside their dad's suit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Aldrin was so bad for it that NASA spent a huge amount of time, money, and some of the finest young minds to work out a plan b if he went full on balls out at a crucial stage.It's the biggest thing Collins and Armstrong feared. He also used to fart into their powdered space food for the lolz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 PT Barnum came from Buckie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Cartoon hero Bucky O'Hare was bizarrely made green after his creators discovered that there was a town called Buckie and that its sports teams wear that colour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Contrary to popular belief, Jeremy Beadle does not have an undersized hand. In fact he has one very large hand that developed as a result of a boyhood playing quarterback in Kentucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 (edited) Buckie has the third lowest percentage of heroin addicts in Scotland, beaten only by Fraserburgh and Peterhead. Edited September 18, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 The combined total IQ of Buckie is 0.5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 4 hours ago, banana said: Apollo 11 astronaut Michael Collins was supposed to join Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin on the moon, but refused after being zero-gravity teabagged en route by known prankster Aldrin. Aldrin reportedly teabagged Armstrong seventeen times on the lunar surface, still a NASA record. Apollo 13 failed as Aldrin pulled the handbrake while drunk on moonshine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Some Biblical scholars believe that Adam and Eve were from Tayside, and that an inkblot on one of the Dead Sea Scrolls means that what we now know as 'The Garden of Eden' should actually be called 'The Park of Dens'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 When you're right 48% of the time, you're wrong 52% of the time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kejan said: When you're right 48% of the time, you're wrong 52% of the time I thought it was "When you're right 47% of the time, you're wrong 53% of the time". Learn something new every day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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