topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 As well as Dame Edna, Barry Humphries has another long running drag act called "Germaine Greer" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 On 01/09/2016 at 12:20, Njord said: The Stones originally wrote 'Route 66' about England's path to the 1966 WC Final, but were forced to change the lyrics as it was decided it wouldn't have sold in the American market. Bryan Adams "Summer of 69" was also about England's World Cup win but being Canadian and only vaguely interested in football, he didn't bother to get his facts right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 10 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Bryan Adams "Summer of 69" was also about England's World Cup win but being Canadian and only vaguely interested in football, he didn't bother to get his facts right. Paul Hardcastle also tried this tack, and although he got the year right, due to his stutter, the song only got released as '19'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 The woman who does the sexy dance under the opening titles of "Tales of the Unexpected" now runs the pie stall at Glebe Park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 hour ago, GordonD said: The woman who does the sexy dance under the opening titles of "Tales of the Unexpected" now runs the pie stall at Glebe Park. Freya Bentosi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 1 hour ago, GordonD said: The woman who does the sexy dance under the opening titles of "Tales of the Unexpected" now runs the pie stall at Glebe Park. Freya Bentosi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 In a bid to solve the evergrowing pothole crisis, Edinburgh city council are collecting dead pigeons which have been shot on the roof of the city chambers to fill the potholes in**I wouldn't put it past the council to try it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 On 01/09/2016 at 23:51, NewBornBairn said: Bees hum in the key of D Bee's don't hum. Humming is the start to the song "wandering star". Hell is in hello? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 There are currently 27000 homes in the UK still actively using dial up as their main Internet hookup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 In some areas of Shoreditch hipsters use 28k modems but pay £1000 per day just to be cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 If your wife/partner conceives whilst you are using the washing machine* has an sexual aid, there is a 97.2% chance your offspring will be left-handed G-Bo(re) *unless it's a zanussi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Water is 70% human. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 1 minute ago, D.A.F.C said: Water is 70% human. I'm 74% tea. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 I'm 74% tea. Grimbo and ipso facto 7.5% Twix/Kit Kat et al, 3.7% cucumber sandwich, 11.2% beer, 1.6% pish and 1% you don't want to know about. There might be a review of the pish/beer proportion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Eednud said: and ipso facto 7.5% Twix/Kit Kat et al, 3.7% cucumber sandwich, 11.2% beer, 1.6% pish and 1% you don't want to know about. There might be a review of the pish/beer proportion. I'm negotiable, this liquid is not set in stone. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Sh*te sinks in concentrated urine, >60% in the bowl eradicating floaters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Sh*te sinks in concentrated urine, >60% in the bowl eradicating floaters. Unless said participant(s) have been eating sweet corn then the urine concentrate needs to be >73.4% Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 9 minutes ago, Grim O'Grady said: Unless said participant(s) have been eating sweet corn then the urine concentrate needs to be >73.4% Grimbo Although one may expect sweetcorn to have some form of buoyancy effect, starch within the kernel skins breaks down into denser compounds during the human digestion process and hence still sinks at the 60% threshold, whilst sweetcorn straight from the tin will actually float. Thanks for playing anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Corn on the cob was primarily used as dildos by the Aztecs. It was only after a hilarious and disgusting prank on the Spanish that it was eaten as a foodstuff, served coated in 'melted butter'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 43 minutes ago, Ya Bezzer! said: Corn on the cob was primarily used as dildos by the Aztecs. It was only after a hilarious and disgusting prank on the Spanish that it was eaten as a foodstuff, served coated in 'fanny batter'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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