DDcups Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Grim O"Grady said: I've only got the clothes on my back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O"Grady Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 My dog was the inspiration for remaking Ghostbusters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Shut up, Does everyone think your a p***k in person aswell or is it just on here? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 20 minutes ago, Grim O"Grady said: My dog was the inspiration for remaking Ghostbusters. 2 minutes ago, DDcups said: Shut up, Does everyone think your a p***k in person aswell or is it just on here? hahaha G-Bo -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 The clown didn't say ha ha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 The word 'rammy' comes from 12th century BC Egyptian pharoah Ramesses II, who by all accounts loved a tear up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 The only colour which apes can see is yellow in order to track down bananas in dense jungle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 The only two people to know the Irn Bru formula both have a legal agreement whereby amongst a number of things, the leakee must have C**T permanently tattooed across their cheeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: The only two people to know the Irn Bru formula both have a legal agreement whereby amongst a number of things, the leakee must have C**T permanently tattooed across their cheeks. If it's their arse cheeks when they bend over it would spell COUNT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 You are Brian AICMFP My girlfriend actually looks quite similar to Brian's girlfriend**well she did when we got together but now she looks like Brian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 You pick shite out your arse and throw it at people mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: You pick shite out your arse and throw it at people mate. Maybe that's a fact he made up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 25 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: No son, just tell lies like you. Good lie mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 The pet cat name "Tiddles" originated back in biblical times, Noah of Arc fame to be specific. Once he'd finished the Arc he had a bit of time & wood & bits left over so he made a few luxury items for the arc, one such luxury item was an aquarium, it was a nice touch but he hadn't foreseen that his pet cat would treat it as an all you can eat buffet until one morning he saw the aquarium empty & a dozing fat cat besides it. "Where's all my tiddlers gone?", cried Noah. Then he noticed the cat & from whence on all cats in the Noah Archold were known as Tiddles. G-Bo(re) -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 (edited) On 05/08/2016 at 09:11, Hedgecutter said: The only colour which apes can see is yellow in order to track down bananas in dense jungle. 5 of 5 The Mandrill wishes Hedgecutter had told him this sooner, like before the expensive and colourful arse tattoo to attract the females was done. Wikimedia Commons Mandrill Butt And that brings us to the primate with the most colorful buttocks of all: the mandrill. The mandrill is the largest non-ape primate, and also arguably the most colorful, with a trademark bright red and blue nose and a frankly gorgeous rainbow-colored butt. These are secondary sexual characteristics, present in both sexes but much more vibrant in males. Just look at that butt! John Hart Wikimedia Commons Hamadryas Baboon Butt Many members of the baboon family, like this hamadryas baboon, have prominent buttocks. Unlike many other primate species, the baboons are largely terrestrial, living on the ground in fields and deserts rather than up in the trees. They, like us humans, have the need for some kind of padding on the rear end so they can sit down comfortably for long periods of time. These baboons have what can best be described as calloused, puffy skin on the buttocks; not super attractive, at least to us, but very effective for sitting, which is the baboon's favorite position. Wikimedia Commons Gelada Butt The gelada is an old world monkey that lives, like the hamadryas baboon, around the southern coasts of the Red Sea in Africa. It's not actually a baboon, though it is closely related. Unlike some monkeys, like the baboons, the gelada doesn't brighten and puff up its buttocks when the female is in estrus. Instead, it has a hairless patch on its chest that gets inflamed, like a pus-filled necklace. But it does have a similar adaptation in the buttock area--these are called "ischial callosities," very thick calloused pads on the buttocks that make it comfortable to sit and nap or eat, which is mostly what the gelada does. Wikimedia Commons Celebes Crested Macaque Butt The Celebes crested macaque, also known as the crested black macaque, is perhaps best known for its fantastic selfie skills. But it's also an interesting creature, butt-wise. Both the males and females of the species are highly promiscuous, and the female macaque uses its outrageously swollen rear end to indicate that it's receptive. Wikimedia Commons Mandrill Butt This Mandrill wishes Hedgecutter had told him this sooner, like before the expensive colourful arse tattoo to attract the females was done Edited August 18, 2016 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 North Sea oil and gas infrastructure has used so much metal that it could potentially be recycled to build a 4" pipe from Aberdeen to the Moon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: North Sea oil and gas infrastructure has used so much metal that it could potentially be recycled to build a 4" pipeline from Aberdeen to the Moon. You would need to ensure that it can't be seen from Donald Trump's golf course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Donald Trump's golf courses are a front for illegal fracking enterprises. Alex Salmond is a non executive director and Andy Murray is a major shareholder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 7 minutes ago, dee_62 said: Donald Trump's golf courses are a front for illegal fracking enterprises. Alex Salmond is a non executive director and Andy Murray is a major shareholder. Andy Murray's serve is based on fracking, he bounces the ball to the ultimate fracking bang. (technical term required). Wan-Ker -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 North Sea oil and gas infrastructure has used so much metal that it could potentially be recycled to build a 4" pipe from Aberdeen to the Moon. A 4" pipe wouldn't reach from Aberdeen to the moon!Ffs it would barely reach my ankle! Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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