Grim O'Grady Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Jeepers Grim, you're kidding. C'mon Zen rules is rules. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 The "Ford Willy" was released in North American markets in the very early 1960's Ford UK thought that the name might prove an obstacle to sales in UK & Ireland so renamed it. Nonetheless the "ford bufty" was never a big seller over here and it was quickly superseded by the Cortina There are still a few ageing bufties out there cared for by enthusiastic bufty buffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 The Toyota Clit was Japan's biggest selling car in 1986. It had side impact airbags one year before Volvo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 The Volvo Vulva you mean? They were also on the Mercedes G spot Wagen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 During the 1970s, over 300 left-hand-drive Citroën Amis were in use across the Western Isles and Skye, after a community multi-buy deal of some old models. These quickly fell out of favour by the late 80s when the first two-way carriageways were introduced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 The largest number ever seen in nature is 2048, the number of legs on an 11 year old Burmese tiger millipede nicknamed 'Binnie'. Boffins plan to smash this record to 4096 by breeding a 12 year old in captivity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 During his wildly succesful Bat Out Of Hell tour in 1978, rock singer Meatloaf recorded the heaviest turd on record, weighing in at 5.87 lbs and ratified by a Guinness Book of Records official who happened to be backstage at the Cleveland Sports Arena at the time. The record held until April 2012 when the then Shadow Home Secretary Yvette Cooper produced a specimen weighing in at 6.21 lbs in the House Of Commons ladies room, which was again ratified by a Guinness Book Of Records official who happened to be passing by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 During his wildly succesful Bat Out Of Hell tour in 1978, rock singer Meatloaf recorded the heaviest turd on record, weighing in at 5.87 lbs and ratified by a Guinness Book of Records official who happened to be backstage at the Cleveland Sports Arena at the time. The record held until April 2012 when the then Shadow Home Secretary Yvette Cooper produced a specimen weighing in at 6.21 lbs in the House Of Commons ladies room, which was again ratified by a Guinness Book Of Records official who happened to be passing by. This is clearly made up, as everyone knows you weigh shit in Courics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Aah but the Guinness Book Of Records only changed to the Couric in 2013. All pre 2013 excretia was weighed in Imperial measurements 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Climatologists and agriculturists estimate that 7% of global warming and 23% of all famines correlate with local fitness fads, due to the heat generated by exercising, and the subsequently reduced amount of 'natural fertiliser' available to grow crops, respectively. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Buffalo Bill earned his nickname due to his enlarged coccyx (12cm) and had nothing to do with his hunting of bison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 The Gaelic for Shetland is Shitland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 The Hilman Gimp was very popular in Middlesex in the early 70's. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Irvine Welsh is a figment of his own imagination 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 In Iceland (the country not the quality frozen food outlet) their numerical system had no number 4, this was due in part for it being to cold for the Romans to be arsed going there. It was the main reason behind the recent banking crisis. The government have sorted it now but still the old people get confused with the new system & try to fiddle the newsagents when they go to buy their wethers originals. The court system is now almost at breaking point with a backlog of theiving pensioners. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 The idea for Iceland the quality frozen food outlet was conceived when Duncan bannatyne was eating a hamburger in his ice cream van and the burger fell into the fridge. Eureka 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Carol Vorderman is actually a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 (edited) Racism which is often portrayed as a negative human trait. Was in fact an essential defence and survival mechanism. Homosapiens were always under threat from other sapiens and other species like homoerectus and racism was an integral part of everyday life and very important for our survival. Unfortunately this human trait was passed on genetically to generation after generation well after it had outstayed it's use. It peaked in the 80's when mark Walters played for rangers and is only seen in its most primitive form nowadays in large towns in Australia. Edited March 29, 2016 by a1974h 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Asparagus turns dogs urine to a potentially life threatening acid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Mark Walters was the lovechild of Julie Walters, Walter Matthau and Walter Smith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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