dee_62 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Antelopes have more hair follicles per square inch than any other animal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Muslims aren't allowed to change their facebook profile pic during Ramadam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 The Chinese New Year used to be the same time as everyone else's until Freddie Laker introduced cheap trans Atlantic flights in the late 70s/early 80s. At this point, Chairman Mao couldn't book any seats to see his relatives in New York, so he decreed that the Chinese New Year would be pushed back thus enabling millions of Chinese the opportunity to travel when the Brits were already back at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Diego Costa's Mum invented Costa Coffee. He is constantly teased by opposing players who shout coffee and cake related remarks to him during games. He has never scored against mediera as the abuse was so bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Diego Costa's Mum invented Costa Coffee. He is constantly teased by opposing players who shout coffee and cake related remarks to him during games. He has never scored against mediera as the abuse was so bad. Diego's mum is in fact veteran actress Denise Coffey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Diego's mum is in fact veteran actress Denise Coffey. ...and his dad is Sean Bean 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 The word 'coal' originates from early pits around Coaltown of Balgonie in Fife, rather than the village being what is now termed a coal-town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Lee McCulloch co-wrote the hit Will Smith song: 'Gettin Jiggy Wit It'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Willie Pettigrew was the first ever Calvin Klein model. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 By total buildings in any town, Dalbeattie has the highest percentage of granite buildings in the world, whilst the same applies to nearby Dumfries for sandstone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 A house made of mouse impenetrable pencils would have saved the 3 little pigs being evicted by the BB wolf & having to move into the brick abode. The rent they could have saved would be rather substantial, probably even being able to upgrading their motor to something a bit more flash. The grandmama eating BB wolf, would have been able to pull off the RR hood deception far more convincingly had he bothered to have an 1/2 decent shave (inc his front paws) then worn mittens, also a bit of mouthwash wouldn't have gone amiss. He could have been rogering little RR hood daft had he just taken a bit more time to work on himself. Oh & maybe hidden the mad axman's axe. Still I don't think he deserved to die because of his slapdash shoddy plan. The granny (like all grannies) are old & decrepit buggers. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 the major upset was Shakespeare's BO problem & refusal to write anything that made any sense. Grim Grim O'Grady is a direct descendant of William Shakespeare. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Grim O'Grady is a direct descendant of William Shakespeare. 2 B or not 2 BO Grim 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 2 B or not 2 BO Grim "Whether it is nobbier in the mind......." -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 O Grimbo, Grimbo! Wherefore art thou Grimbo? Art thou perving on the MILFs in Sainsbury's cafe again Grimbo? FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Christ, this thread's going from Bard to verse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Christ, this thread's going from Bard to verse. Shall I compare dee to a summer's day? A fact I didn't make up - Dunfermline's short lived strip club was notable for two things.. 1. One of the dancers got knocked up by big Sol Bamba. 2. They had a daytime creche, so weary dads could drop off their toddlers and go get a lapdance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 William Shakespeare wasn't the real William Shakespeare but he was Miguel Cervantes on Tuesdays 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Shall I compare dee to a summer's day? A fact I didn't make up - Dunfermline's short lived strip club was notable for two things.. 2. They had a daytime creche, so weary dads could drop off their toddlers and go get a lapdance. .......while the local paedos paid their way into the creche's viewing gallery? -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Everest was discovered by double glazing salesman Eric Everest in 1882 when quoting Ghandi for the Taj Mahal. As a result the whole of Nepal has no windows as they regard them as sacred. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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