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19 year old woman from Lenzie held in Peru over drugs

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It's a would not from me. The chinless wonder's tits would be under her armpits when she lay down. Definite 6 pinter.

6 pints and your hole. What's not to like?

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It's a would not from me. The chinless wonder's tits would be under her armpits when she lay down. Definite 6 pinter.

Her on top or doggie style will counteract that. Although looks more like the makings of a double chin than chinless. Wid.

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Great stuff from Sandra Gregory "think of it as a practical University experience" :lol:

Probably still better than the University of the West of Scotland though.

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I had a quick look around. Could only find stats that rectal insertion, a normal 'untrained' bumhole could fit 0.67kg.

Bumhole is a fantastic word. Bumhole.

 

So how much do we think her fanny could carry now???

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None, it'll have healed up.

 

If online pornography has taught me anything, it's that inside a women's prison must smell like a badgers sett with all the po nagging that's going on in there. 

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Lenzie is more or less a part of kirkintilloch isnt it?? I'd happily stay in the clink, kirky is a shitehole.

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22 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Michaella McCollum claims she was sent more than 500 love letters in prison and a present of eight kittens. And that was just from Zen & The Sarge.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/creepy-admirers-sent-jailed-peru-8677090

Admiration for the selfless act of trying to provide hard working Brits with some of the finest marching powder. No surprise tbh.

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5 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Michaella McCollum claims she was sent more than 500 love letters in prison and a present of eight kittens. And that was just from Zen & The Sarge.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/creepy-admirers-sent-jailed-peru-8677090

Bring these unusually fat kittens back home with you, I'll meet you there. Don't let them use the litter tray in the meantime.

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When I was masturbating to their Instagram pics earlier I imagined them to be sitting in police custody not giving a f**k about their upcoming jail sentence but the reality is they are crying like babies begging to be released on grounds of ignorance.

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