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19 year old woman from Lenzie held in Peru over drugs

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swallowing five kilos of anything would kill most people.

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swallowing five kilos of anything would kill most people.

How about 2.5 if its between two of them?

That would half kill them, I would imagine.

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I had a quick look around. Could only find stats that rectal insertion, a normal 'untrained' bumhole could fit 0.67kg.

Bumhole is a fantastic word. Bumhole.

Officer Bumhole to you sonny.

Eta...you didn't mean kilbowie, did you?

Edited by Sergeant Wilson

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..if youre stupid enough.. then you don't deserve to live.

t they are too stupid to function and shouldnt be alive

.. im making the point that these girls if they didn't know about the drugs then are too stupid to live

Ya big softy!

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No body watch Southland on this website? 'Too stupid to live' is a John Cooper quote! No stairs in my nick!

What do you say happened then?

"May I consult my notbook?

Don't know , like that when we got here sir."

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No body watch Southland on this website? 'Too stupid to live' is a John Cooper quote! No stairs in my nick!

That's a nice bit of revision you've gone and thought up. Well done. The master of your ludge will be proud.

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Just seen that video on the news of the two being questioned at the airport after being caught. Guilty as f*** imo.

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Just seen that video on the news of the two being questioned at the airport after being caught. Guilty as f*** imo.

"I was forced to take these bags in my luggage".

"I didn't know what was in them".

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllrighty then.

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My mates new claim to fame is that he shagged the hacket one the other week in ibiza. Told me she was a stunner as well LOL

Silly wee lassies, dont know how they thought they would get away with that one...

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My mates new claim to fame is that he shagged the hacket one the other week in ibiza. Told me she was a stunner as well LOL.

Simon from the Inbetweeners?

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I would love to here their story explaining what they were doing then. From working and living in Ibiza, travelling briefly to Lima, then onto Palma. That's going to be a tough one to get out of. On an aside, her accent annoys the f**k out of me.

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Simon from the Inbetweeners?

Nah he defo did, a few other folk have confirmed and he had told me it was a lassie called mel from lenzie before the story broke.

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Simon from the Inbetweeners?

Nah he defo did, a few other folk have confirmed and he had told me it was a lassie called mel from lenzie before the story broke.

Bet she'd be a shit ride as well :)

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I'm loving the Irish girl's t-shirt. I'm sure 8 years in a Peruvian hellhole will change her sunny disposition. I look forward to a "La Vie Est Merde" t-shirt for her first court appearance.

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