Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 (edited) I had a quick look around. Could only find stats that rectal insertion, a normal 'untrained' bumhole could fit 0.67kg. Bumhole is a fantastic word. Bumhole. Officer Bumhole to you sonny.Eta...you didn't mean kilbowie, did you? Edited August 12, 2013 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Id shag her tbh. Get an application form into the Peruvian Prison Service and you'll get a chance to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaviliunas Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Get an application form into the Peruvian Prison Service and you'll get a chance to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 ..if youre stupid enough.. then you don't deserve to live. t they are too stupid to function and shouldnt be alive .. im making the point that these girls if they didn't know about the drugs then are too stupid to live Ya big softy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawfield shed boy Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Guards will be full of it followed by the girls back doors 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Ya big softy! He let's prisoners choose which stairs they fall down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 No body watch Southland on this website? 'Too stupid to live' is a John Cooper quote! No stairs in my nick! What do you say happened then? "May I consult my notbook? Don't know , like that when we got here sir." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 No body watch Southland on this website? 'Too stupid to live' is a John Cooper quote! No stairs in my nick! That's a nice bit of revision you've gone and thought up. Well done. The master of your ludge will be proud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Just seen that video on the news of the two being questioned at the airport after being caught. Guilty as f*** imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Just seen that video on the news of the two being questioned at the airport after being caught. Guilty as f*** imo. "I was forced to take these bags in my luggage". "I didn't know what was in them". Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllrighty then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted August 13, 2013 Author Share Posted August 13, 2013 Just seen that video on the news http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOV2iY-EMe8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 My mates new claim to fame is that he shagged the hacket one the other week in ibiza. Told me she was a stunner as well LOL Silly wee lassies, dont know how they thought they would get away with that one... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I would love to here their story explaining what they were doing then. From working and living in Ibiza, travelling briefly to Lima, then onto Palma. That's going to be a tough one to get out of. On an aside, her accent annoys the f**k out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Simon from the Inbetweeners? Nah he defo did, a few other folk have confirmed and he had told me it was a lassie called mel from lenzie before the story broke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Simon from the Inbetweeners? Nah he defo did, a few other folk have confirmed and he had told me it was a lassie called mel from lenzie before the story broke. Bet she'd be a shit ride as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I'm loving the Irish girl's t-shirt. I'm sure 8 years in a Peruvian hellhole will change her sunny disposition. I look forward to a "La Vie Est Merde" t-shirt for her first court appearance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanny paddery Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Bet she'd be a shit ride as well No way, you would spend the whole time snorting about 1kg of ching off her clit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Why are the British government supporting them? They commited an idiotic crime let them deal with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Bet she'd be a shit ride as well Dont know, you want me to ask him for you? #creepy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dastardly77 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 She would have been well advised not to open her mouth there, must have thought she was going to talk her way out of it, hand over the mysterious packages and board a flight. Her statements look too rehearsed. Hope her family are loaded or the house will be getting remortgaged just to deal with legal and travel expenses, unless they decide to let her rot. Would also love to hear how she just managed to travel to Peru from a working holiday in Spain with someone I assume she has just met. Hope she kept the receipt from the machu picchu gift shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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