ICTChris Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Great stuff from Sandra Gregory "think of it as a practical University experience" Probably still better than the University of the West of Scotland though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawfield shed boy Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Going by the size of her arse shes obviously no been on hunger strike 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 I had a quick look around. Could only find stats that rectal insertion, a normal 'untrained' bumhole could fit 0.67kg. Bumhole is a fantastic word. Bumhole. So how much do we think her fanny could carry now??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 So how much do we think her fanny could carry now???None, it'll have healed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 None, it'll have healed up. If online pornography has taught me anything, it's that inside a women's prison must smell like a badgers sett with all the po nagging that's going on in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Lenzie is more or less a part of kirkintilloch isnt it?? I'd happily stay in the clink, kirky is a shitehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Michaella McCollum arrives back in Ireland. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37070801 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Just now, Zen Archer said: Michaella McCollum arrives back in Ireland. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37070801 Get them on CBB, the wee Scottish one as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Michaella McCollum claims she was sent more than 500 love letters in prison and a present of eight kittens. And that was just from Zen & The Sarge. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/creepy-admirers-sent-jailed-peru-8677090 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 22 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Michaella McCollum claims she was sent more than 500 love letters in prison and a present of eight kittens. And that was just from Zen & The Sarge. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/creepy-admirers-sent-jailed-peru-8677090 Admiration for the selfless act of trying to provide hard working Brits with some of the finest marching powder. No surprise tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstoun Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Michaella McCollum claims she was sent more than 500 love letters in prison and a present of eight kittens. And that was just from Zen & The Sarge. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/creepy-admirers-sent-jailed-peru-8677090 Bring these unusually fat kittens back home with you, I'll meet you there. Don't let them use the litter tray in the meantime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Isabelle & Melina > Michaela & Melissa: http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37231860/two-canadian-women-are-facing-life-in-prison-after-175m-drug-bust-in-australia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Wid x 2Sent from a dark, dank hellhole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 When I was masturbating to their Instagram pics earlier I imagined them to be sitting in police custody not giving a f**k about their upcoming jail sentence but the reality is they are crying like babies begging to be released on grounds of ignorance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Not sure where Melina stashed her drugs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 In mitigation Your Honour, wid. Fair dinkum Councillor, case dismissed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Michaela McCollum back on the beach in Ibiza.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Michaela McCollum back on the beach in Ibiza.. Melissa Reid back on the beach on Orkney. Edited February 23, 2017 by Hillonearth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Melissa Reid back on the beach on Orkney. Famous for her large quantity of crack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/peru-drug-mule-michaella-mccollum-16155168 Update. I vote let her off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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