Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I reckon savvy estate agents should advertise when a property they're selling does NOT lie on an Orange Order parade route. I've not had to endure one for years and it's been bliss. I'm kinda reticent to say where that is in case the Orange Order get some ideas and decide to bam me up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 32 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I reckon savvy estate agents should advertise when a property they're selling does NOT lie on an Orange Order parade route. I've not had to endure one for years and it's been bliss. I'm kinda reticent to say where that is in case the Orange Order get some ideas and decide to bam me up. ^^^Defrocked cardinal now parish priest at St Alphonsus'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 59 minutes ago, Adam101 said: Listen to this fantastic interview That works in reverse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I was reading some Twitter shite about these cancelled walks the other day and would you believe there were supporters of these walks claiming the SNP were making Scotland like Northern fucking Ireland I shit you not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 That works in reverse.“Can I become a Roman Catholic?”“Probably! Just a few questions”“Do you believe in God?”“Yes!”“Good, just checking (we get some odd people) I assume you accept Jesus as your saviour”“Of course!”“How about Social progress, rights for women, gays and such”“Not my thing”“Good, good now how do you feel about creepy outdated rituals and old men with funny titles in silly outfits”“Fucking love them!”“Great you’re going to fit right in. One last question, just a formality. What do you think of the holy father?”“He’s the Antichrist”“We May have a problem” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Their musical abilities are utterly atrocious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 2 hours ago, The OP said: Their musical abilities are utterly atrocious. These fucking fannys failed in the ability of life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 On 08/06/2019 at 11:12, The OP said: Their musical abilities are utterly atrocious. Idiot found - as if we didn't already ken. Lots of things to criticise but the musicality of a decent flute band isn't one. Nice video from Whitburn yesterday: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: Idiot found - as if we didn't already ken. Lots of things to criticise but the musicality of a decent flute band isn't one. Nice video from Whitburn yesterday: Zachary taking the cheap option there. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 I can't watch that video, there's too much in the thumbnail for me to digest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 17 minutes ago, This time Perthshirebell said: An absolute cancer on Scotland. Imagine being over 14 and taking part in the music or posting this. 10 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I can't watch that video, there's too much in the thumbnail for me to digest. 6 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I'm not ruining my youtube algorithm by clicking on anything bigoted but my god even just the first frame there looks like an advert for mass sterilisation. An Orange Walk video on an Orange Walk thread has the diddies wetting their collective knickers. Disappointing but not surprising. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said: An Orange Walk video on an Orange Walk thread has the diddies wetting their collective knickers. Disappointing but not surprising. Think you'll find the thread's about cricket m9 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Think you'll find the thread's about cricket m9 Oh that'll be why it has, "Orange Walk" in the title then. No wonder you're such a charmer. With insight like this you could certainly bowl a maiden over. Edited June 30, 2019 by The_Kincardine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Aye, not clicking it either, but I'll add that Mrs Ned's auld Gran was almost a parody level Left Footer and she absolutely loved the tunes. Personally, despite being CoS and also ex-forces, I think each and every one of them is an absolute fucking simpleton, they stomp around the streets proudly letting the rest of us know that they're into something laughably backwards and utterly pointless whilst dressed in cheap looking comedy clothes - if they didn't do it voluntarily you'd say it was fucking cruel. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Why do they do that thing with the drumsticks under the nose? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Idiot found - as if we didn't already ken. Lots of things to criticise but the musicality of a decent flute band isn't one. Nice video from Whitburn yesterday: Where’s the IRA when you need them? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 15 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: Why do they do that thing with the drumsticks under the nose? It's an old style military salute. Probably feeds into their fantasies of being tough guys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Shotgun said: It's an old style military salute. Probably feeds into their fantasies of being tough guys. That is just brain-dead bollocks. It's merely a fun, tuneful and colourful way to celebrate a seminal event in our islands' shared history. How the f**k can you be a 'tough guy' when playing an accordian to that famous Western number, Home on the Range? Edited June 30, 2019 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam, and I'll show you a rug full of shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted June 30, 2019 Share Posted June 30, 2019 3 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Idiot found - as if we didn't already ken. Lots of things to criticise but the musicality of a decent flute band isn't one. Nice video from Whitburn yesterday: It’s the troglodytes from Possil and Maryhill I generally have to listen to rather than Whitburn but tbf Whitburn seem to play the same tinny, out-of-tune garbage. Saw one at the top of High St joining Cathedral St today. Thought “oh f**k here’s a major delay” then all 40 cavemen pass by in seconds. Pleasing to see the organisation seems to be dying Oldco fighting the taxman. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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