Orange Walk / Scottish Cricket thread

[Empty It]

Ginky going to have another sore head in the morning.

[carpetmonster]

On 02/07/2022 at 14:45, Clarko_son said:

Nice to see they’re inclusive of the Amish tho 

 

[GTee]

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[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

2 minutes ago, GTee said:

https://twitter.com/DaveLukewarm/status/1543589016037122049?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1543589016037122049|twgr^|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.afc-chat.co.uk%2Fforums%2Findex.php%3Fapp%3Dcoremodule%3Dsystemcontroller%3Dembedurl%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fdavelukewarm%2Fstatus%2F1543589016037122049%3Fs%3D2126t%3DTlDygQlva_l4xpxcRa2eZw

 

 

[BillyAnchor]

23 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

Scotland’s shame.

Did we lose at the cricket again?

[Theroadlesstravelled]

19 hours ago, Suspect Device said:

 

 

This slow c**t should just stick to pallet burning. Even better if he jumped in.

[topcat(The most tip top)]

3 hours ago, BillyAnchor said:

Did we lose at the cricket again?

We don’t play again till Sunday when Namibia come to Glasgow 

Namibia aren’t very good and we’re at home so thing should be fine 

Edited July 4, 2022 by topcat(The most tip top)

[topcat(The most tip top)]

7 hours ago, The_Kincardine said:

Are we doing more pedantry shit where, again, you're wrong?

What sashes?

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Whether the common vernacular use of “sash” for what would be called a “collarette”  by a seamstress is legitimate  or not could be a long and dull argument but regardless of one’s position on that matter.

I think you may have missed the point of the meme somewhat. 

[Shandon Par]

7 hours ago, The_Kincardine said:

What sashes?

Aww, do they give the v-shaped orange sash a cute wee special name? Is the their foo-foo? 

[Cosmic Joe]

1 minute ago, Shandön Par said:

Aww, do they give the v-shaped orange sash a cute wee special name? Is the their foo-foo? 

The Foo-Foo my father wore

[Sherrif John Bunnell]

Given the size of most of these fuckers, I think a muumuu would be more appropriate.

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 hour ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:

.

Whether the common vernacular use of “sash” for what would be called a “collarette”  by a seamstress is legitimate  or not could be a long and dull argument but regardless of one’s position on that matter.

I think you may have missed the point of the meme somewhat. 

The Collarette My Father Wore just doesn't work.

[velo army]

9 hours ago, The_Kincardine said:

Sad I won't be in Glasgow until Aug 2nd.  Lovely to see the primacy of parliament being celebrated so tunefully.

 

That's not terrible to be honest.

Take away a few of the drums, add in a couple of bass flutes, tenor flutes to carry the melody, piccolos to provide harmony and descant (and I do love a descant) then you've got something.

 

[topcat(The most tip top)]

1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

The Collarette My Father Wore just doesn't work.

I think you’d have to switch to 12/8 for that bar to get the extra syllables in.

Which would require a standard of drumming that might be beyond many of these bands

were i on the committee that approves these marches I’d insist on  shit like that and gradually raise the required standard of musicianship 

After a decade or so we’d end up with hardly any of these marches but the few that we did have would sound awesome like Miles Davis jamming with Neil Peart

Edited July 4, 2022 by topcat(The most tip top)

[williemillersmoustache]

1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

The Collarette My Father Wore just doesn't work.

Since it's put on over the head isn't it technically a fascinator? Or faschinator if you will? 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

3 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:

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Whether the common vernacular use of “sash” for what would be called a “collarette”  by a seamstress is legitimate  or not could be a long and dull argument but regardless of one’s position on that matter.

I think you may have missed the point of the meme somewhat. 

I would call it an identifier, as it identifies the wearer as a c**t.

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 hour ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:

I think you’d have to switch to 12/8 for that bar to get the extra syllables in.

Which would require a standard of drumming that might be beyond many of these bands

were i on the committee that approves these marches I’d insist on  shit like that and gradually raise the required standard of musicianship 

After a decade or so we’d end up with hardly any of these marches but the few that we did have would sound awesome like Miles Davis jamming with Neil Peart

I think I'd prefer Whinhall True Blues!

[Florentine_Pogen]

4 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

I would call it an identifier, as it identifies the wearer as a c**t.

In that case would it not be a 'vaginator'..........?

[velo army]

1 hour ago, topcat(The most tip top) said:

I think you’d have to switch to 12/8 for that bar to get the extra syllables in.

Which would require a standard of drumming that might be beyond many of these bands

were i on the committee that approves these marches I’d insist on  shit like that and gradually raise the required standard of musicianship 

After a decade or so we’d end up with hardly any of these marches but the few that we did have would sound awesome like Miles Davis jamming with Neil Peart

Waltzing season sounds better than Marching season. 

[Florentine_Pogen]

5 minutes ago, velo army said:

Waltzing Walther season sounds better than Marching season. 

FTFY.