KeeperDee Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 God forbid one is a girl. Chastity belts till that 16th Birthday! And imagine being a prospective boyfriend taking her on a first date and standfree is the quizical father on the doorstep. 'Sakes. The boyfriend must match her daughters age to the exact day. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Gus Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 It's more the "Point and Laugh Society" but you carry on, Champ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 If that zoomer has been allowed to breed then the human race is fucked. At least he doesn't pretend his child is seriously ill, Magee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Hoover Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 At least he doesn't pretend his child is seriously ill, Magee. Oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xNicola_Ghirl1888x Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 This. Her name suggests she is 24-25. However, spelling girl like that is surely something 15 year olds do? The team I support is nicknamed the Bhoys. I'll leave you to fit together the pieces - good luck. Probably an alias of xNicola_ghirl1888x Oh aye, definitely. a) Im no tragic enough to have an alias on a football message board. b) If I was, Id probably make it a wee bit less obvious than someone who follows me around chattin to me! Personally I think hes like Santa, he is real if you believe in him enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Im no sure if im being blind but I cannae find how to change my username anywhere? Think ive outgrown this one a wee bit so due a change. outgrown this one a wee bit outgrown this one a wee bit xNicola_Ghirl1888x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xNicola_Ghirl1888x Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 outgrown this one a wee bit outgrown this one a wee bit xNicola_Ghirl1888x And your point is...? Its cute that you care so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 His point is that you claimed to have outgrown your previous username and then picked one equally as juvenile. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 The team I support is nicknamed the Bhoys. I'll leave you to fit together the pieces - good luck. I get that. However, it is something a 15 year old would write. What age are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 And imagine being a prospective boyfriend taking her on a first date and standfree is the quizical father on the doorstep. 'Sakes. Standfree "So you a Don son?"Boy "Nah am fae Perth, St Johnstone man" Standfree "Aah theyre pish, nae as gid as the famous aberdeen" Boy "Am no bothered" Standfree "Aye you are, you are seething" Boy "ok mr free" Standfree "You can only sign oor rejects. FALLON hahahaha! You'll git pumped by they Norway b*****ds" Boy "We won 1-0" Standfree " Boy "am go shag yer daughter" The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Capsule Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 And your point is...? Its cute that you care so much. We've yet to see a picture of you, but based on your username I would bet my house you are exceedingly corpulent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 We've yet to see a picture of you, but based on your username I would bet my house you are exceedingly corpulent. Clearly you missed the HSF versus PoP slagfest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 We've yet to see a picture of you, but based on your username I would bet my house you are exceedingly corpulent. She's actually no bad if I remember correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Are we still on this 'Standfree pretended to have kids' thing when it was plain to see that he was speaking hypothetically? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 She's actually no bad if I remember correctly. Worth a pump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 His point is that you claimed to have outgrown your previous username and then picked one equally as juvenile. HTH Got to agree, only a cretin would have a username like NicolaGirl1888..... Oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I get that. However, it is something a 15 year old would write. What age are you? Shes Mattys 15 yr old burd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Worth a pump Marks/10? Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Standfree "So you a Don son?" Boy "Nah am fae Perth, St Johnstone man" Standfree "Aah theyre pish, nae as gid as the famous aberdeen" Boy "Am no bothered" Standfree "Aye you are, you are seething" Boy "ok mr free" Standfree "You can only sign oor rejects. FALLON hahahaha! You'll git pumped by they Norway b*****ds" Boy "We won 1-0" Standfree "{style_image_url}/attachicon.gif 1374150731378.jpg Boy "am go shag yer daughter" The end. There's not a career in comedy for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Marks/10? Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 1/10 . I work on a different scaling system though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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