amarmaladian Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 not a top 5, but I did see a kid walking hand in hand with his dad in Aberdeen yesterday with a t shirt that said 'I BLAME GOD!' and on the back it said, (I assume for anyone turning round to do a double take) 'AND I BLAME YOU AS WELL!' genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyser_soze Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 ^^^^^^ available as a t-shirt on ebay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian84 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty meadow Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I had the cool as f**k Inspiral Carpets T-shirt when I was a young indie kid So did I although I had to wear it under a jumper/jacket until I was out the house. My maw wouldn't be too happy if I had a sweary word on my t-shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beermonkey Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beermonkey Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 This one made me laugh when i saw it in viz a few years back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 ^^^^^^ available as a t-shirt on ebay Wow, Buddy Christ should not be used for such vulgarity, that's not what Catholicism Wow is about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Saw a kid wearing this in Glasgow a few months back: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joffrey Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 IT DOESN'T SAY WHAT YOU THINK IT SAYS !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 The best t-shirt I saw was in Afflecks Palace in Manchester. It was quite simply the poster for Carry on Doctor with the grinning mug of Sid James replaced by the bearded visage of Harold Shipman. It made me lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted June 2, 2015 Author Share Posted June 2, 2015 I had forgotten all about my love for a tasteful t-shirt slogan until yesterday when I witnessed a middle-aged, greying man of average build sporting: I Came I Saw I Lifted Needless to say I was online as soon as I got home and purchased it with express delivery. Veni, Vidi, Lifti indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 'Nice pear' with a picture of a pear is the mark of a real master of comedy. I love a cheeky wee euphemism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I have a T-shirt that says 'my patronus is a direwolf'. It's painful being this cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonElgin Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 I have this t-shirt Front Back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbes20silkcut Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Last chance saloon. Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Basically all these slogans are just ways of saying "look at meeeeeeeeeeeee, please" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I have a serious amount of time for the following t-shirt: FBI female body inspector Just a classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 T shirts with slogans are shite, right up there with novelty socks and pants. Grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 T shirts with slogans are shite, right up there with novelty socks and pants. Grow up. That's a terrible slogan, not funny in the slightest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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