Scary Bear Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Is she still being used as a sperm bank for aging rock stars? Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Nah, she had gotten fat and they weren't interested anymore. Then she found those apple cider vinegar tabs you were touting and...boom! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Did you sell your house to live on this? If so, why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 What do you do for a shower? Can you stand up fully in it? Do you ever get grief from drunk people/neds at night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Knickers Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I find this fascinating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 I find this fascinating. That's because it fucking is fascinating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Did you sell your house to live on this? If so, why? No mate....still have my house but due to me me not working in Perthshire for the last 3years I've rented it out. I did look at buy a flat in Fountainbridge but like many others found the banks too unwilling to deal with :-( Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 What do you do for a shower? Can you stand up fully in it? Do you ever get grief from drunk people/neds at night? Boat has a normal shower on board. Yes.....floor to ceiling is 6'6".....so can stand up fully. Not at all....despite being pretty central in the City....its really quiet area. Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Does the sewage from the toilet just float around the boat waiting for the tide to turn? Have you ever spotted your own jobby floating past? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 No mate....still have my house but due to me me not working in Perthshire for the last 3years I've rented it out. I did look at buy a flat in Fountainbridge but like many others found the banks too unwilling to deal with :-( Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app So you just happened to find 40k and bought a fucking boat! Beautiful! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Does the sewage from the toilet just float around the boat waiting for the tide to turn? Have you ever spotted your own jobby floating past? You're no longer allowed to discharge anything other than surface water into the canal or water course....so no turds floating around thankfully. The sewage goes into a 250l tank which I can pump out here at the mooring facilities free of charge. Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 So you just happened to find 40k and bought a fucking boat! Beautiful! Saved unfortunately.....finding it would have been glorious! Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 Saved unfortunately.....finding it would have been glorious! Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Saved? Fucking hell, I have about £1400 in savings. Can I be your best friend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Saved? Fucking hell, I have about £1400 in savings. Can I be your best friend? lol....I'm fcuking skint now though! I might need a sub off you! Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I might need a sub off you! First a longboat, then a sub. Is this the start of the P&B Navy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 What happens when ye pull a burd ( if ye ever pull that is ) do ye take them back to your boat? And if so do they laugh at it? where else would I take them & intregued to wonder why you think they would laugh at it? Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Rudi used to be your neighbour. There's usually a few Hearts players living in the flats above the canal basin do you ever meet any of them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Rudi used to be your neighbour. There's usually a few Hearts players living in the flats above the canal basin do you ever meet any of them? Only just arrived here recently but will keep an eye out for them Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Aye those women famously aren't interested in guys who own boats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 where else would I take them & intregued to wonder why you think they w He thinkgould laugh at it? Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app BP's used to the women he pulls chortling merrily at him. He thinks it's the norm,. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 If you've just arrived then you might not know about the Edinburgh canal festival on the 30th 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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