Guest The Phoenix Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Will it still be plain sailing when the trams start? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Just don't go upsetting any farmers.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 It has a double bed but no water bed. No fish tank either.....occassion pish tank tho..... Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Do you have a lot of storage space to keep all your cider tablets? #imnotactuallyontwitterbutliketousethiscosithinkitskindacool 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Lucky SJC's a non-lifting beta, as you couldn't really lift on a boat #imout #liftingforlife #dece #eatclentrenhard #magicpills 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Lucky SJC's a non-lifting beta, as you couldn't really lift on a boat #imout #liftingforlife #dece #eatclentrenhard #magicpills Morning mhak! ♡ Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) Living on a houseboat in Edinburgh is seriously fucking cool. That's all I really have to say on the matterThe only way it could be cooler would be if you were a maverick detective like Morse or Bergerac, or the likes, and listened to classical music in your houseboat, before catching some villains.I nearly bought a static caravan at Pettycur Bay so I could be like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon II. Edited June 2, 2013 by Scary Bear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 The only way it could be cooler would be if you were a maverick detective like Morse or Bergerac, or the likes, and listened to classical music in your houseboat, before catching some villains. you watch too much ITV3! Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) you watch too much ITV3! Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app I haven't seen that film in years, or Morse or Bergerac. For some reason I equate static caravan ownership with pumping Patsy Kensit. Now that she's a bit older I could be in luck. I see she just lost a bit of weight too. Apple Cider Vinegar Tablets? ;-) How do you do smilies on this mobile app? Edited June 2, 2013 by Scary Bear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 As others have said living on a houseboat in the centre of edinburgh is seriously cool,you must have the ladies dripping off of you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I haven't seen that film in years, or Morse or Bergerac. For some reason I equate static caravan ownership with pumping Patsy Kensit.Now that she's a bit older I could be in luck. I see she just lost a bit of weight too. Apple Cider Vinegar Tablets?;-)How do you do smilies on this mobile app? Patsy Kensit.....I reckon so but don't tell mhak. Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 I nearly bought a static caravan at Pettycur Bay so I could be like Mel GibsonYou aspire to be an anti-Semitic, alcoholic, wife beating adulterer?? Hint, for smilies don't add "-" for the nose, ie; : + ) = : + p = ; + ) = 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 Patsy Kensit.....I reckon so but don't tell mhak. Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app If anyone knows, Patsy Kensit, ken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 If anyone knows, Patsy Kensit, ken?She ken-sit on my face any day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 It has no sail so surely it doesn't "sail" anywhere. I reckon you chugged all the way from Grangemouth to Edinburgh. Cool though - what's the mooring fees like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Is she still being used as a sperm bank for aging rock stars? Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 It has no sail so surely it doesn't "sail" anywhere. I reckon you chugged all the way from Grangemouth to Edinburgh. Cool though - what's the mooring fees like? I once chugged all the way from Saturday to Monday in my teen years when my parents went on holiday. Great days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 It has no sail so surely it doesn't "sail" anywhere. I reckon you chugged all the way from Grangemouth to Edinburgh. Cool though - what's the mooring fees like? Not the first time someones chugged all the way to Edinburgh fro Grangemouth I dare say! Mooring fees vary depending upon location & as they went to auction....mine is over £3k/year.....so a quite expensive Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Any problems with damp? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 Any problems with damp? No mate....boat is dry as a bone. Has hot & cold running water as well as radiators that can run off either the electrics or the multi fuel burning stove. Its pretty cosy tbh Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) You aspire to be an anti-Semitic, alcoholic, wife beating adulterer?? Hint, for smilies don't add "-" for the nose, ie; : + ) = : + p = ; + ) = Aye, it's all gone Pete Tong for Mel these days. I'd rather be the fictional maverick detective he played. I thought he was cool in the film Maverick too. He pumped Jodie Foster in that one. No static caravans in that film but there were wigwams. Cheers for the tip on smilies. Edited June 2, 2013 by Scary Bear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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