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I think sjc is spinning you a yarn with that one Con the Cabinboy ;)

I'm sure someone I know has a dictionary of nautical terms. I may have to get a loan of it :D

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I think sjc is spinning you a yarn with that one Con the Cabinboy ;)

I'm sure someone I know has a dictionary of nautical terms. I may have to get a loan of it :D

It was a layman's guess tbf.

In much the same way that a keelhaul is how many times in one hour you can w**k over pictures over Keeley Hawes into a plastic recepticle.

(I know some people would suggest Keeley Hazell, but Hawes is classy as f**k).

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she looks a fine vessel. Recently built a dutch barge, which is similar to a narrowboat and all the rage on the thames right now

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You live quite close to me then.

I can stalk you now! I know where you live

On a more positive note you can now sail through to the Firhill basin for the away game against the Jags next season

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You live quite close to me then.

I can stalk you now! I know where you live

On a more positive note you can now sail through to the Firhill basin for the away game against the Jags next season

We sank the gypoes barge when they tried that back in 2001. TBF, it was more a caravan sans wheels.

sjc's love vessel will be granted free passage though :wub:

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You live quite close to me then.

I can stalk you now! I know where you live

On a more positive note you can now sail through to the Firhill basin for the away game against the Jags next season

That would be quality.

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Living on a houseboat in Edinburgh is seriously fucking cool. That's all I really have to say on the matter

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Living on a houseboat in Edinburgh is seriously fucking cool. That's all I really have to say on the matter

This,

As long as it has a waterbed,

It has to have a waterbed sjc,

And a fish tank! :D

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Living on a houseboat in Edinburgh is seriously fucking cool. That's all I really have to say on the matter

Living on a houseboat is like living in an old folks home, you're always sloshing about in your bed.

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Can he still get a boner or have the steroid vinegar tabs put paid to that? #curious

Only just but not sure if its because of the apple cider vinegar tablets or the vast quantities of steriods......

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I can vouch for SJC's box office status, if that's any use.  But then again, I am his lover x x

Apreciated none the less fide :D

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Apple cider vinegar pills? Better than ectos, I suppose.

Seriously though, without knowing any of the story behind this it seems sjc is getting very wound up over it.

I'm fine StandFree....mhak is the one chasing me across the forum.

Otherwise I'd be starting a resignation thread......

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I'm liking the boat concept. Pal loved on one down Bowling way, now in Brazil.

Mate has a yacht we were thinking of sailing down past Gourock with our Jags colours and flags but that would be infantile. Yaaas :D

I met a retired US couple in their early 50's in Venezuela that had sold their home & bought a catameran.....they had spent the previous 2 year sailing round the Caribean.....they were pretty cool.

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I think sjc is spinning you a yarn with that one Con the Cabinboy ;)

I'm sure someone I know has a dictionary of nautical terms. I may have to get a loan of it :D

:lol:

Lets get this straight....I have less than 50 hours nautical experience! I can sail her up & down the ca.al...thats about it!.

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The cardinal rule for sleeping on a boat is to sleep with your arse to the bulkhead and your mouth shut.

Depends upon who is on board Zen.

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It has a double bed but no water bed.

No fish tank either.....occassion pish tank tho.....:ph34r:

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