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Ah ok...good to see my difference in opinion hasn't riled you enough to seek me out elsewhere on the forums though.

I am allowed a different opinion, aren't I mhak?

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No.

Sent from my living room whilst being aesthetic as f**k. #doyouevenlift

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Shitey pictures but it was quite something. I've never been on a cruise though, doesn't appeal to me at all.

Looking at those pics....If you squint a bit it looks just like mine ;)

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No.

 

Sent from my living room whilst being aesthetic as f**k. #doyouevenlift

OK....what can I have for dinner tonight mhak? Can I have wine with it?

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OK....what can I have for dinner tonight mhak? Can I have wine with it?

Sent from my narrowboat in the middle of Edinburgh using Pie & Bovril mobile app whilst not even lifting.

As long as you have your cider vinegar pills you can have heroin with it if you want. #magicpill

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Amazing sight, just this massive ship parked next to a wee village of highland creatures. I think a few of them were throwing stones and spears at it.

:lol:

Agree with you but not fancying a cruise holiday like that.....prefer a bit more individual choice with regard to where you want to go and when.

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Have you keelhauled any of the Hibs fuckers yet?

:lol: no but have a cat of nine tails for that lot!

Actually...I lied its for "bedroom purposes".

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What's all this? :lol:

Its where I, like mhak recommended healthy eating, cutting down portion sizes and increasing regular exercise but where I said I had found IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE apple cider vinegar tablets helped me lose weight.....only my opinion and may or may not be the equivolent of a placebo but Reich Furher mhak isn't happy hence he's come hunting for me. (see weight loss thread).

Should I be flattered...Does this make me box office?!

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What's all this? :lol:

Apparently, sjc lost a fuckton of weight taking apple cider vinegar pills. He also changed his diet and stuff, but it was definitely down to the pills imo. I've been thinking about taking some on that basis, but I'm worried they might be steroids. #stayingnatural

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Apparently, sjc lost a fuckton of weight taking apple cider vinegar pills.  He also changed his diet and stuff, but it was definitely down to the pills imo.  I've been thinking about taking some on that basis, but I'm worried they might be steroids. #stayingnatural

Best aviod mhak, I'd hate for anything to happen to you.

Stay safe

sjc xxx

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Best aviod mhak, I'd hate for anything to happen to you.

Stay safe

sjc xxx

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#cutsthroughthefat #sixpacksecrets

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Its where I, like mhak recommended healthy eating, cutting down portion sizes and increasing regular exercise but where I said I had found IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE apple cider vinegar tablets helped me lose weight.....only my opinion and may or may not be the equivolent of a placebo but Reich Furher mhak isn't happy hence he's come hunting for me. (see weight loss thread).

Should I be flattered...Does this make me box office?!

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I can vouch for SJC's box office status, if that's any use. But then again, I am his lover x x

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I can vouch for SJC's box office status, if that's any use. But then again, I am his lover x x

Can you comment on the effects of the cider vinergar tablets Con? Salty n vinegar? :whistle

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Can you comment on the effects of the cider vinergar tablets Con? Salty n vinegar? :whistle

If SJC says they work, they work.

That's all you need to know, Jaggers..

:)

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Can he still get a boner or have the steroid vinegar tabs put paid to that? #curious

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'Roid rage imo. Once you start popping those apple cider vinegar pills there's no going back.

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Right, pills chat aside, can we get back to discussing boaty shit please?

SJC, have you ever yelled "Avast" or "Ahoy" to any c***s on the canal footpath?

If not, why not?

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I'm liking the boat concept. Pal loved on one down Bowling way, now in Brazil.

Mate has a yacht we were thinking of sailing down past Gourock with our Jags colours and flags but that would be infantile. Yaaas :D

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Right, pills chat aside, can we get back to discussing boaty shit please?

 

SJC, have you ever yelled "Avast" or "Ahoy" to any c***s on the canal footpath?

 

If not, why not?

How do you splice a mainbrace? Meant to be a tricky task.

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How do you splice a mainbrace? Meant to be a tricky task.

As far as I know, you take the mainbrace, make sure you're holding it fairly tight, and splice the fucker to buggery.

Basically.

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