Lexi Collector Posted October 10, 2013 Author Share Posted October 10, 2013 Just been appointed as Professor of Decenomics at the University of Reem. NO IFS, NO BUTS; I'M EDUCATING SLUTS (with my penis) #standard #reem #dece Pretty much says it all for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Just been appointed as Professor of Decenomics at the University of Reem. NO IFS, NO BUTS; I'M EDUCATING SLUTS (with my penis) #standard #reem #dece Hi bullywee, Does the University of Reem offer any MBA qualifications? If so, how are these regarded industry wide? Regards, Marshy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Hi bullywee, Does the University of Reem offer any MBA qualifications? If so, how are these regarded industry wide? Regards, Marshy If MBA stands for Mega Built Abs then you've already qualified, my friend, you've already qualified. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Got my first Tinder match. Not bad, but probably only a 7. Might have clicked 'yes' by accident. DECE standards, but not DOSS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 Tinder isn't on Windows phone must be pretty rubbish tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Windows Phone ain't dece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Managed to bag myself a solid 8, who is also an accountant. Brains and #Dece is a winner for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Got my first Tinder match. Not bad, but probably only a 7. Might have clicked 'yes' by accident. DECE standards, but not DOSS. 14 matches in a few days #bbystunner. Admittedly there were several seacows, but a match is a match IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 (edited) 14 matches in a few days #bbystunner. Admittedly there were several seacows, but a match is a match IMO. I'm totes jel. Going to start clicking 'yes' for everyone. It's a feeling of sheer euphoria when you get a match. Edited October 14, 2013 by The Real Saints 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 I'm totes jel. Going to start clicking 'yes' for everyone. It's a feeling of sheer euphoria when you get a match. You will soon be swimming with the seacows, my friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Hi all, Just a quick check in before the Vegas trip next month. It seems I've misplaced my diary (doh!), and I've forgotten the dates which we'd booked up for. Am I correct in saying we will be there for Eric Prydz on 1st November at XS at the Wynn? Hopefully he plays (some) M.S.B.O.Y. Please could someone check and advise on this. Regards, Marshy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted October 14, 2013 Author Share Posted October 14, 2013 Correct there, Marshmallo. Trust well see you in Soho for the big pre-flight piss up (we fly from Heathrow)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 14 matches in a few days #bbystunner. Admittedly there were several seacows, but a match is a match IMO. ^^^was matched with 14 seacows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 ^^^was matched with 14 seacows Take your jealousy elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Windows Phone ain't dece. are you from the past? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Take your jealousy elsewhere. I look forward to seeing what you have found. I have 3 matches now. One is a definite 9. Far too tall though. Gutted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Correct there, Marshmallo. Trust well see you in Soho for the big pre-flight piss up (we fly from Heathrow)? Hi Collector, You know me - I'm not one to miss out on a night on the tiles. I'll be there! Regards, Marshy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banterman86 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Happy to see this thread revived. In honour of it I broke my PB on deadlifts last night. #dece 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I am reem. Does this gain me direct entry into club dece? I believe it does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I am reem. Does this gain me direct entry into club dece? I believe it does. Do you nick solid 9's on a regular basis, look good, smell good and are well off? If so, then I think you're on The Collector's radar. Also, it helps if you #lift #dench 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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