scottsdad Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, King Ian said: Is this an annual thing? Not that I dislike my wife’s company, she’s a wee cracker, but I still crave time on my own. Think i’d plan 5 days of hiking and dust down the retro Nintendo games for the evenings. Enjoy! She was away in October for 8 days. That was a wee bit too long for me, so 5 days is perfect. It is great, having a bit of time, and wonderful when she gets back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 27 minutes ago, scottsdad said: She was away in October for 8 days. That was a wee bit too long for me, so 5 days is perfect. It is great, having a bit of time, and wonderful when she gets back. I guess the sex was pretty much the same but the dishes were beginning to pile up after 8 days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 7 minutes ago, hk blues said: I guess the sex was pretty much the same but the dishes were beginning to pile up after 8 days. Why were you using dishes? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Why were you using dishes? Do you not use your dishes when having sex? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Why were you using dishes? I could hardly ask the hookers to use paper plates, could I? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 1 hour ago, PB1994 said: Do you not use your dishes when having sex? Always, a line of coke or crushed eccies (at least 4) served on a nice porcelain plate between sessions, f**k walking to the bunker with a hard hat on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Yesterday the wife baked a big batch of scones, to take with her. She forgot to put them in the car, so I now have 9 scones to get through before they... curdle? What do scones do when left uneaten? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 David Beckham still hasn't got the knighthood he is so clearly desperate for. No doubt he will try and suck off the Qatari government to put in a good word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 3 minutes ago, 101 said: David Beckham still hasn't got the knighthood he is so clearly desperate for. No doubt he will try and suck off the Qatari government to put in a good word. I think there is something you need to know about the Qataris........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 38 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: I think there is something you need to know about the Qataris........ When it comes to principles anything can be bought? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 1 minute ago, 101 said: When it comes to principles anything can be bought? Very much not that however, they are very, disgustingly, clear about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 53 minutes ago, 101 said: David Beckham still hasn't got the knighthood he is so clearly desperate for. No doubt he will try and suck off the Qatari government to put in a good word. Wait until Sir Keef gets in. He’ll do a focus group… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Sophie Elis Bexter on the last leg. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Pished. Not heard a single firework. 2 days of holiday left (9 if you mean back to work) Good c***s on p and b Football on TV tomorrow Tickets booked for next week's game against montrose. Generally all is good. Happy 2023 everyone. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 On 26/12/2022 at 15:45, BFTD said: Same here. Couldn't tell you the difference between a Bordeaux and a Claret. Can only assume you WEREN'T educated the expensive way. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 8 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Can only assume you WEREN'T educated the expensive way. Euph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self-raising Lazarus Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 42 minutes ago, BFTD said: Euph? Jarvis Cocker if I'm not mistaken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Self-raising Lazarus said: Jarvis Cocker if I'm not mistaken? Damon Albarn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self-raising Lazarus Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 14 hours ago, Brother Blades said: Damon Albarn I'll get my coat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 Hate to be that person but he knows his Claret from his Beaujolais. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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