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1 hour ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Post some pics of your chebs before you turn back into a man.

I bet you say that to all the boys 😏

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Can you nip forward a couple of days in your time machine then come back and tell me whether I should get up at 5am Saturday (Melbourne time) to watch the game?

My brother lives in Melbourne. Apparently the pub’s are opening for the game. He’s delighted.

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Mrs Ranter has volunteered to go round to her pal's tonight, leaving me in peace to slug a few beers and watch the Scotland game.

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Had a great game of football with all the kids from the street after the game tonight. We'd had a few whiskys and i was just about dying near the end. My neighbours were sliding about on their arse half the time. Brilliant stuff, and the kids loved it. Those are the moments they'll remember forever (especially as the wee b*****ds beat us 5-2).

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10 hours ago, pandarilla said:

Had a great game of football with all the kids from the street after the game tonight. We'd had a few whiskys and i was just about dying near the end. My neighbours were sliding about on their arse half the time. Brilliant stuff, and the kids loved it. Those are the moments they'll remember forever (especially as the wee b*****ds beat us 5-2).

pandarilla FC on show here in blue. 

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Been babysitting last night and this morning. Got the dude until like 4pm. Kids are fucking brilliant and I want one. 

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Just now, Mr. Alli said:

Been babysitting last night and this morning. Got the dude until like 4pm. Kids are fucking brilliant and I want one. 

You can have mine, they're 29 and 27 next month. They're as cute as buttons and you'll love them.

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4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

You can have mine, they're 29 and 27 next month. They're as cute as buttons and you'll love them.

I'm not sure my "want to behave until like, 1pm? I'll give you £2!" will work on them so, on that basis, it's a hard no. 

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17 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

You can have mine, they're 29 and 27 next month. They're as cute as buttons and you'll love them.

My wife and I decided we didn’t want children.

 

 

 

 

 

Spoiler

So @Mr. Alli can have them too; they’re 43 and 38.

 

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34 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said:

I'm not sure my "want to behave until like, 1pm? I'll give you £2!" will work on them so, on that basis, it's a hard no. 

The principle is the same, only the amounts change.

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Today being Fathers Day, my kids made pancakes for breakfast, along with brioche and orange juice, and a Beach Boys soundtrack. I’m starting to think they may ken the score.

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On 19/06/2021 at 11:33, Stellaboz said:

Bollocks to that. Give me a couple of cats and a dog any day.

Boiled/fried rice or chips with that?

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2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:
1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Boiled/fried rice or chips with that?

My cats don't eat rice.

I’ll put you down for chips then.

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Despite being Fathers Day, I’m hard at work, painting ceilings. You know, painting ceilings is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. You have to keep it nice and wet, apply gentle yet firm, consistent strokes and be prepared to give it a second, quicker going over a couple of hours later. 
 

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and be prepared to give it a second, quicker going over a couple of hours later. 



Tell her 1730 ish

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Likewise I’ve been hard at it out the back doing a bit of concreting.  Concreting is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You have to make sure you have all the right ingredients, make sure it’s nice and wet and hope it doesn’t go off before you get it all in place.

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