welshbairn Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 22 hours ago, Moomintroll said: Vodka and Coke for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner for the next two weeks, expect my quiz scores to take a dive. "What the f**k is that?" "It's a tree bozo. I know it's your first day but you're going to have to sharpen up, Moomintroll is around and the whole place is going to fall to shit if you aren't on your toes." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 On 04/11/2021 at 18:40, Robin.Hood said: I'm not proud of myself. It's in my face 5 days a week at work. Had a wee tipple and well that's me back on it. Get use to it in the end. Scab. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: "What the f**k is that?" "It's a tree bozo. I know it's your first day but you're going to have to sharpen up, Moomintroll is around and the whole place is going to fall to shit if you aren't on your toes." Shandon would have hilariously injured himself at least twice already, or would he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 On 05/11/2021 at 18:56, Moomintroll said: Vodka and Coke for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner for the next two weeks, expect my quiz scores to take a dive. Dont forget the ching for lunch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Shandon would have hilariously injured himself at least twice already, or would he? You know your duty, it's only a wee drop to the ground. Put your phone on video. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: You know your duty, it's only a wee drop to the ground. Put your phone on video. It's only 2:15, give me another couple of hours and I wont even notice doing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: It's only 2:15, give me another couple of hours and I wont even notice doing it. Are you visiting @SlipperyP ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Are you visiting @SlipperyP ? I wouldn't be able to work the phone let alone type after a day out with Slipps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Clambered in to the back of my van this morning and the door swung shut behind me. No phone on me and I’m a bit claustrophobic so had to stay calm. It has been panelled with plywood inside and I couldn’t find any sort of door handle. Parked in a quiet street so nobody would hear my screams. RTBC is that eventually I found a wee release handle thing for one of the back doors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Clambered in to the back of my van this morning and the door swung shut behind me. No phone on me and I’m a bit claustrophobic so had to stay calm. It has been panelled with plywood inside and I couldn’t find any sort of door handle. Parked in a quiet street so nobody would hear my screams. RTBC is that eventually I found a wee release handle thing for one of the back doors. What's the next stage in your moral and cognitive decline.?"Man Suffers Auto Asphyxiation After Bizarre Sex Game With Dog".......? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 "No painters and decorators are stored in this van overnight". Sometimes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Shandon's life is like those set pieces in The Omen/Final Destination films, only instead of being decapitated by a sheet of plate glass, he dodges it by falling down a flight of stairs. Death must be absolutely seething by this point. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, BFTD said: Shandon's life is like those set pieces in The Omen/Final Destination films, only instead of being decapitated by a sheet of plate glass, he dodges it by falling down a flight of stairs. Death must be absolutely seething by this point. It was maybe Death who created that mystery account at the weekend to have a go at me? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: It was maybe Death who created that mystery account at the weekend to have a go at me? Death on the bevvy, shitposting about that one b*****d who keeps getting away 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 On 06/11/2021 at 14:13, Tony Ferrino said: Dont forget the ching for lunch. All about the herb round these parts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Clambered in to the back of my van this morning and the door swung shut behind me. No phone on me and I’m a bit claustrophobic so had to stay calm. It has been panelled with plywood inside and I couldn’t find any sort of door handle. Parked in a quiet street so nobody would hear my screams. RTBC is that eventually I found a wee release handle thing for one of the back doors. Absolute fantasist. You have a 2 door Corsa, don’t own a phon, and have agoraphobia. Classic shite from you, just like at Napier. Bollocks, wrong trolling account 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 On 05/11/2021 at 18:56, Moomintroll said: Vodka and Coke for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner for the next two weeks, expect my quiz scores to take a dive. your reply in the other thread reminded me I was going to reply to this. Hope you're having a grand holiday m8. Will be disappointed if I see too much of you on here with that view going on! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: your reply in the other thread reminded me I was going to reply to this. Hope you're having a grand holiday m8. Will be disappointed if I see too much of you on here with that view going on! Cheers min, going by the rumbles of thunder will be pissing down shortly so off to the bar I go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 (edited) Anniversary today. Was married to this day 11 years ago, which means I was married on 11/11/10 at 09:08 on the morning. It's all in the numbers. It's be loving, happy, and very bumpy. What do expect from a culture clash. Three loving children, ok the 18 yo, doesn't speak to either parent. The 9 yo is just realising that his dad is not the greatest football after Maradona and the 3 yo, well she has a lot to learn. Best 11 years of my life so far, here's to the next. Enjoy your day everyone. Love YOU! eta - 13 years, I met her 13 years ago, just incase she has an account. Hiya Mou. Etta forgot my song Edited November 11, 2021 by SlipperyP 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 Hiya Mou! Hiya Pal! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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