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Now, I'm not saying I'm glad they are dead, but this pair always made me smile. Hadn't realised Andy had died last year so RIP Andy and Hercules. Used to go mountain biking past their house in Glen Devon and would always keep an eye out for an escaped bear. Folk these days are too busy with their playstations etc to have a beer swilling bear as a pet. 

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/1045130/last-wish-of-andy-robin-fulfilled-as-he-is-laid-to-rest-next-to-best-friend-hercules-the-bear/

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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

Now, I'm not saying I'm glad they are dead, but this pair always made me smile. Hadn't realised Andy had died last year so RIP Andy and Hercules. Used to go mountain biking past their house in Glen Devon and would always keep an eye out for an escaped bear. Folk these days are too busy with their playstations etc to have a beer swilling bear as a pet. 

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/1045130/last-wish-of-andy-robin-fulfilled-as-he-is-laid-to-rest-next-to-best-friend-hercules-the-bear/

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Fly old Hercules rubbing against her leg.

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9 minutes ago, jimbaxters said:

Fly old Hercules rubbing against her leg.

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Looks like shes a wee bit grizzly between the legs

And to back up the conversation above. Sidney devine is shite.

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1 hour ago, jimbaxters said:

Fly old Mrs. Robin rubbing against his back.

My ex Apparently it's the only way some ladies can get off (rubbing against their partner's lower back). 

 

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The phrasing of this sentence in that article made me laugh

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Mr Robin is survived by the wife, Maggie, whose family hails from Grimsay, North Uist.

 

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3 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Judy Murray. Do you know who she is romantically linked to? I’m not telling anyway but you’re welcome to speculate. 

 

Jum Spence?

 

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Ordered 500 rolls of bog roll from China during the Great Hoarding Shortage. 100 eventually arrived so I complained to the seller, asking for either the other 400 rolls or 4/5ths of the money I paid back. Got this reply:

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Thank you for your contact and sorry for my late reply .
We have not sold this product for a long time, and now we have maliciously modified this link by our peers. Their purpose is to get our buyers to give us bad reviews.
I checked our shipping system. You bought a total of 100 rolls of paper. We have not made any money at this price because we had to bear the Expensive international freight .Hope you can understand and forgive us . 

Passed it on to Amazon and 5 minutes later got an email saying I had been refunded 100%. So 100 free bog rolls, FuckU China! Go America!

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2 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Ordered 500 rolls of bog roll from China during the Great Hoarding Shortage. 100 eventually arrived so I complained to the seller, asking for either the other 400 rolls or 4/5ths of the money I paid back. Got this reply:

Passed it on to Amazon and 5 minutes later got an email saying I had been refunded 100%! So 100 free bog rolls, FuckU China! Go America!

Some poor Chinese person will be paying a hefty price for your free bog rolls.

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1 minute ago, bennett said:

Some poor Chinese person will be paying a hefty price for your free bog rolls.

It will be a valuable lesson for them not to rip off shitty arsed Scotsmen at a time of need.

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Saw a guy today that I hadn’t seen for 25+ years and had a socially distanced chat.

He was the former Industrial Chaplain in Dundee though I’m pretty certain he didn’t believe in god.

Nice guy, for a Partick Thistle supporter.

 

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I've just booked some trackdays :) 

Two days at Croft end of July.

Three days at Cadwell mid August then two at Anglesey end of September.

All subject to being within the local guidelines at that time of course. 

Something to look forward to though. 

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6 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said:

I've just booked some trackdays :) 

Two days at Croft end of July.

Three days at Cadwell mid August then two at Anglesey end of September.

All subject to being within the local guidelines at that time of course. 

Something to look forward to though. 

Social distancing will be a doddle if you're at the back of the field.

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9 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said:

I've just booked some trackdays :) 

Two days at Croft end of July.

Three days at Cadwell mid August then two at Anglesey end of September.

All subject to being within the local guidelines at that time of course. 

Something to look forward to though. 

Always need something in the calendar and to look forward to 👍

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Nearly finished my shift then I'm off until 0700 Wednesday. 

Which is nice :) 

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On 02/06/2020 at 10:11, welshbairn said:

Ordered 500 rolls of bog roll from China during the Great Hoarding Shortage. 100 eventually arrived so I complained to the seller, asking for either the other 400 rolls or 4/5ths of the money I paid back. Got this reply:

Passed it on to Amazon and 5 minutes later got an email saying I had been refunded 100%. So 100 free bog rolls, FuckU China! Go America!

500 rolls? You are aware it was/ is a coronavirus, not dysentery, pandemic? 

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1 minute ago, 18May1991 said:

500 rolls? You are aware it was/ is a coronavirus, not dysentery, pandemic? 

Welshy does talk a lot of shite so theres also that.

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1 minute ago, 18May1991 said:

500 rolls? You are aware it was/ is a coronavirus, not dysentery, pandemic? 

It was only £50 and they were tiny wee things, about 20 sheets to the roll. Smell nice though.

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7 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

It was only £50 and they were tiny wee things, about 20 sheets to the roll. Smell nice though.

I stocked up on stuff from Aldi. Nicky Elite I think it’s called. Nice big sheets, larger than the standard size. Less accidental shite on the hands. 

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