Robin.Hood Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 Back playing fives. Was teckle and team won in all. Yasss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliethedug Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Enrolled for university yesterday. I am officially a student nurse! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 I own a baby cow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Perkin Flump said: I own a baby cow. Have you given it a name yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 9 minutes ago, bennett said: Have you given it a name yet? It's a wee calf so I shall call it holiday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Perkin Flump said: It's a wee calf so I shall call it holiday Are you going to eat it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 12 hours ago, olliethedug said: Enrolled for university yesterday. I am officially a student nurse! Don't do it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Are you going to eat it? Not sure if I am the whooser or the whoosee, damn you Sarge.....Anyhoo for the avoidance of doubt I am off this week so apologies for the heightened level of drivel emanating from The Flumps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 13 minutes ago, Perkin Flump said: Not sure if I am the whooser or the whoosee, damn you Sarge.....Anyhoo for the avoidance of doubt I am off this week so apologies for the heightened level of drivel emanating from The Flumps. No, I thought you had done one of those adopt an animal things and had wittily called your cow Holiday. If you're taking annual leave you could just have said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 Don't do it.My Mrs would say the same thing sadly. Our eldest is 3 but she's already saying to her regularly, "you won't be doing nursing" [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: No, I thought you had done one of those adopt an animal things and had wittily called your cow Holiday. If you're taking annual leave you could just have said. Shite, I really should have thought of that, I only adopt Svalbard Polar Bears & Capybaras. #humblebrag. Do not even start me with that annual leave nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 This big terrifically voiced individual is on the TV right now and has a new album out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 14 hours ago, olliethedug said: Enrolled for university yesterday. I am officially a student nurse! Ah, you poor wee fucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 Gave away a decent lump of cash that I cannot afford to a homeless lassie in town that looked far too young to be in that position then made a few calls to see if someone could help her out. I then went to get some extra uniform bits for the weans and found a purse that was absolutely heaving with notes, which I handed in and they got a hold of the old yin to get her purse back. I'll be due a wee turn, I thought. Only to watch my whole fucking day crumble around me. There are no reasons to be cheerful. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 Wait what, where did you find a purse heaving with notes? On the young lass? I once came across a wallet on the floor of Sainsbury's Berryden, handed it in without checking. Could have been my ticket to the millionaire's club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Perkin Flump said: It's a wee calf so I shall call it holiday Ahhh I get it now. I was going to suggest either Moomin or Sevcow for names. Enjoy your wee break. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Toma_BullyWee said: Gave away a decent lump of cash that I cannot afford to a homeless lassie in town that looked far too young to be in that position then made a few calls to see if someone could help her out. I then went to get some extra uniform bits for the weans and found a purse that was absolutely heaving with notes, which I handed in and they got a hold of the old yin to get her purse back. I'll be due a wee turn, I thought. Only to watch my whole fucking day crumble around me. There are no reasons to be cheerful. Finding the purse was your wee turn for helping the homeless lassie. God is a twisted fucker, and he doesn't appreciate having his largesse spurned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Wait what, where did you find a purse heaving with notes? On the young lass? The purse was in that wee bit of the train station in Argyle Street. I was heading to the school clothes shop at the other end of it. Picked it up when I noticed it and a woman behind me said "you've dropped something" as a bunch of coins went rolling merrily away. Picked them up to put them back in and was confronted with a compartment with so many queens heids that I thought I was in a lodge for a minute. 52 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Finding the purse was your wee turn for helping the homeless lassie. God is a twisted fucker, and he doesn't appreciate having his largesse spurned. Aye I bet it was. I should have pocketed it and went hawfers with the lassie. Now I'm skint. Yay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 2 minutes ago, Toma_BullyWee said: Aye I bet it was. I should have pocketed it and went hawfers with the lassie. Now I'm skint. Yay. P&B loves a good whip-round. You could be quids in by the end of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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