BFTD Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 17 minutes ago, Raidernation said: As mentioned elsewhere I’m currently writing the Covid protocols for my new school. I’ve managed to get “concomitant” in there so far, any P&Bers want to suggest other words/phrases I should attempt to include? Please make sure your colleagues are STRONGLY ADVISED to follow your protocols to the letter. Also, remember to be very specific. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 28 minutes ago, Raidernation said: As mentioned elsewhere I’m currently writing the Covid protocols for my new school. I’ve managed to get “concomitant” in there so far, any P&Bers want to suggest other words/phrases I should attempt to include? Windows down, heating up full blast needs to find a place somewhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 As mentioned elsewhere I’m currently writing the Covid protocols for my new school.I’ve managed to get “concomitant” in there so far, any P&Bers want to suggest other words/phrases I should attempt to include?Red and green dots please 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 43 minutes ago, Raidernation said: As mentioned elsewhere I’m currently writing the Covid protocols for my new school. I’ve managed to get “concomitant” in there so far, any P&Bers want to suggest other words/phrases I should attempt to include? “Qualified historian”. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 As mentioned elsewhere I’m currently writing the Covid protocols for my new school.I’ve managed to get “concomitant” in there so far, any P&Bers want to suggest other words/phrases I should attempt to include?John McVeigh is a tit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: As mentioned elsewhere I’m currently writing the Covid protocols for my new school. I’ve managed to get “concomitant” in there so far, any P&Bers want to suggest other words/phrases I should attempt to include? Make a new first aid type position for a teacher you don't like called the 'official flu trained warden' and write something like Mr Johnson is now OFTW. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Raidernation said: As mentioned elsewhere I’m currently writing the Covid protocols for my new school. I’ve managed to get “concomitant” in there so far, any P&Bers want to suggest other words/phrases I should attempt to include? Have a picture of hands with the sign: Wash Inspect Dry Wid. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 New business, same club. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted July 22, 2020 Share Posted July 22, 2020 As mentioned elsewhere I’m currently writing the Covid protocols for my new school.I’ve managed to get “concomitant” in there so far, any P&Bers want to suggest other words/phrases I should attempt to include?Remember to be very specific with the protocols 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 13 hours ago, Raidernation said: As mentioned elsewhere I’m currently writing the Covid protocols for my new school. I’ve managed to get “concomitant” in there so far, any P&Bers want to suggest other words/phrases I should attempt to include? The protocols need to have pics in them. Or GTF. Or even just add "You know the rules" in somewhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Ronkers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Kenneth Williams pictures need to be discreetly inserted... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 18 hours ago, Raidernation said: As mentioned elsewhere I’m currently writing the Covid protocols for my new school. I’ve managed to get “concomitant” in there so far, any P&Bers want to suggest other words/phrases I should attempt to include? Boot to the pie for anyone not following protocols 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Remind the pupils that if they catch Covid, they'll soon be on the verge of tears. And if it's as a result of not following your protocols, you'll be seething. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Sign it off "Cheerio from Chigsy" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 21 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Have a picture of hands with the sign: Wash Inspect Dry Wid. Not for Raidernation. That's for Mr Saville's class 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Contact @Zen Archer Esq. for a smattering of quality Covid-related puns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 On 22/07/2020 at 20:37, Raidernation said: As mentioned elsewhere I’m currently writing the Covid protocols for my new school. I’ve managed to get “concomitant” in there so far, any P&Bers want to suggest other words/phrases I should attempt to include? Something about the imporTance of sTaying hydraTed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 I nutmegged the same guy three times during our 6v6 game last night, we lost 10-7 but it felt like a victory to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 (edited) Last day in my current job today! I've maybe oversold how much I disliked it but the conditions and changing work pattern have been really shitty at times, and it's in a call centre so you can imagine how far the pay goes in Edinburgh. Only 20 or so folk out of 120 in the office today, none of whom I'm particularly pally with, so no need to have an awkward night out or trip to the pub, I'm buying some cakes for folk at lunch time and pissing off at the end of my shift. Tomorrow I'm flying over to Spain to see my folks for the first time since February, booked the tickets two minutes after they changed the recommendations this week. I know some folk are still rightly sceptical about travelling, and I wouldn't be going if it wasn't my parents. But they're in the middle of nowhere so apart from maybe a meal out or two in the village, we'll be keeping ourselves to ourselves anyway. It's literally just the flight/airport experience I'm worried about. Anyway, 6 days of beautiful weather, walking and running, reading and sitting about the pool, and eating and drinking my weight while spending time with my parents (and maybe my uncle and a couple of their close friends) is a perfect way to chill out before starting a new job that I'm really excited about. Also my mum will definitely find the time to kick my arse at tennis, the woman's still like Serena Williams at 58. Edited July 24, 2020 by Genuine Hibs Fan Adding elipsis to the longest sentence in history and bigging up my mum's tennis abilities 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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