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15 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Watch and learn, people. 😀

 

Would you mind if I don't click on that? Renton's knackers are like a couple of snooker balls in a sock. Mrs claims he won't even realise they're gone but I don't think even he is thick enough not to notice something like that is missing.

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Would you mind if I don't click on that?

Ya big feckin’ Jessie...the least you can do for the boy is have an understanding of what you’re putting him through.

ETA - Seriously, it’s not a tough watch.

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8 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said:

Would you mind if I don't click on that? Renton's knackers are like a couple of snooker balls in a sock. Mrs claims he won't even realise they're gone but I don't think even he is thick enough not to notice something like that is missing.

Mrs WRK is determined that Casper's going under the knife as soon as he's old enough. His nads, though, are the size of largeish peas. They're his, mind, and I'm adamant that they stay until she gets written permission for the procedure.

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7 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Ya big feckin’ Jessie...the least you can do for the boy is have an understanding of what you’re putting him through. emoji190.pngemoji51.png

ETA - Seriously, it’s not a tough watch.

Give me mangoworm vids any day over that. 

 

5 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said:

Mrs WRK is determined that Casper's going under the knife as soon as he's old enough. His nads, though, are the size of largeish peas. They're his, mind, and I'm adamant that they stay until she gets written permission for the procedure.

Renton managed to be ill or injured every time he was booked in for the procedure. It's definitely time to do it though as he's totally sex mad now. If he spots some wee female dog in a pink coat his jaw starts vibrating.

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Listening to the radio, I was expecting the night hike I'm organising outside of Aberdeen this evening to be a thoroughly miserable experience, but...

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2 hours ago, L'immortale Par said:

Give me mangoworm vids any day over that. 

 

Renton managed to be ill or injured every time he was booked in for the procedure. It's definitely time to do it though as he's totally sex mad now. If he spots some wee female dog in a pink coat his jaw starts vibrating.

Are there no sex toys for dogs, like a blow up poodle or something?

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2 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Are there no sex toys for dogs, like a blow up poodle or something?

In our house they are called furry cushions. He can’t be left alone with them.

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1 minute ago, L'immortale Par said:

In our house they are called furry cushions. He can’t be left alone with them.

I'd let him get his end away properly before lopping them off, at least he'll have something to dream about.

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Just now, welshbairn said:

I'd let him get his end away properly before lopping them off, at least he'll have something to dream about.

Yeah - could always breed him but if he was a person you wouldn’t want him reproducing as he’s not right.

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12 hours ago, L'immortale Par said:

On Friday there’s Frances, she likes to take chances. When her husband’s at work, she does me dirty dances.

 

 

This sounds vaguely like a Jarvis Cocker lyric combined with the least Jarvis Cocker album cover imaginable

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7 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

Watch and learn, people. 😀

 

I almost made it two minutes in and then nope nope nopenopenopenope.

Everyone, feel free to click and watch a bare screaming testicle get popped with a soldering iron.

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BFTD, you do the forum a disservice with your scaremongery. ☹️

Tis’ purely educational.

What’re you going to do when the school asks if you are happy with the kids having sex ed?

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49 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

This sounds vaguely like a Jarvis Cocker lyric combined with the least Jarvis Cocker album cover imaginable

The line where he says “thought I came in her mouth, but I was only peeing” is a bit less Jarvis-esque.

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1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

BFTD, you do the forum a disservice with your scaremongery. ☹️

Tis’ purely educational.

What’re you going to do when the school asks if you are happy with the kids having sex ed? emoji851.png

I'm not sure what kind of school you went to, but I don't think sex ed classes generally feature clips of the BME Pain Olympics.

Naked volleyball, yes. Genital mutilation, no. The mantra of any good teacher.

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Train through to Edinburgh this morning, for a random wander with the other half. An impromptu call to Kitchin and we got a cancellation table for lunch. Superb food and Rhubard Brûlée cocktails for me today.

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Just booked three trackdays at Cadwell Park. 14, 15 & 16 March :) 

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Watford and Hearts have genuinely cheered up my evening after having to endure that shite at Palmerston today.

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Getting out of hospital today.

Thought it was a shoe-in but turns out i had to fight for it.

I've been drinking too much water, causing severe dehydration (fucked up absorption) - so now i need to limit myself to 1 litre of fluid per day. But tough but I've managed it over the weekend.

Just need to get home and get going with this new routine. Thankfully, the consultant was willing to compromise.

Freedom

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I've been drinking too much water, causing severe dehydration

That's mental, humans are weird. Thank f**k I'm not a doctor.

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