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What a day that was. I was in a pub in Australia with Germans to my left and English to my right. Absolute #scenes
Wish I had been stuck in the middle with you.

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Today I had a wee chuckle when I remembered a few times we had a substitute teacher in high school. A common occurrence was for her (normally her, normally non native) to send a piece of paper around for everyone to put their names on.

Clearly, half the lesson was taken up with coming up with funnynames for her to read out.

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VAR. Absolutely loving the seethe it's already causing with everyone down the road, in particular the pundits. The best thing today was that they were almost questioning why it's in the game. Do they think FIFA have just come up with such a thing out of thin air? It's been brought in because these fuckwits have been screaming out for it for years.

I'll actually react like Randy Marsh if VAR cuts off an important goal for Engerland at some point. Ideally with Lawrenson commentating and Wright in the studio.
What tournament was it wright just sat there with the petted lip, absolutely huffing and on verge of tears when England went out. Think wright Philips was at the tournament but the reaction was beautiful. BBC money at its best.

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What tournament was it wright just sat there with the petted lip, absolutely huffing and on verge of tears when England went out. Think wright Philips was at the tournament but the reaction was beautiful. BBC money at its best.
Tbf, that first part is every tournament he is involved in. My favourite was when the Bunfields beat them & he just sat there going "I aint sayin nuffink, i dont wanna talk about it",in spite of the fact he was actually getting paid to fucking talk about it.

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Today I had a wee chuckle when I remembered a few times we had a substitute teacher in high school. A common occurrence was for her (normally her, normally non native) to send a piece of paper around for everyone to put their names on.

Clearly, half the lesson was taken up with coming up with funnynames for her to read out.

Different but it reminded me of a time we played Chinese whispers at school. I was the second last person in the circle. I later discovered the original message had someone made it to me relatively close to the original, almost unheard of in that game. I decided to completely change it to "Queen of the South are the world's greatest team" for the lassie to pass on to the teacher. I don't know what was funnier: the lassies reaction when I gave her the message or the fact every single person turned to me once the teacher read it out.


What tournament was it wright just sat there with the petted lip, absolutely huffing and on verge of tears when England went out. Think wright Philips was at the tournament but the reaction was beautiful. BBC money at its best.
As has been said, almost every tournament! But I'm positive it was the game where Iceland "unexpectedly" knocked them out where he was almost in tears.

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Paul Pogba comes over as a right w****r and the epitome of so much that is wrong with football at that level. I took ridiculous pleasure in him missing that penalty last night.

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On 19/08/2019 at 01:12, GTG_03 said:

What a day that was. I was in a pub in Australia with Germans to my left and English to my right. Absolute #scenes

 

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I had to go to page 3 to find this thread you miserable c***s. 

Anyway, Perth, Western Australia is set for it's hottest winter day on record at 28c tomorrow 😎

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I had to go to page 3 to find this thread you miserable c***s. 
Anyway, Perth, Western Australia is set for it's hottest winter day on record at 28c tomorrow
Is that good

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9 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:
1 hour ago, Dee Man said:
I had to go to page 3 to find this thread you miserable c***s. 
Anyway, Perth, Western Australia is set for it's hottest winter day on record at 28c tomorrow emoji41.png

Is that good

Perfect weather plus the missus and me are both off work so probably go down the beach for a perv ice cream. 

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Is that good

Not if you’d like to see the planet stick about for a few more generations. Not arsed? Then taps aff winter does sound not bad tbh

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Perfect weather plus the missus and me are both off work so probably go down the beach for a perv ice cream. 
Do you want us to ship out some bottles of spring water for your summer? Takes a while if you don't want to pay for air freight. Mind not to use it on the lawn though.

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Perfect weather plus the missus and me are both off work so probably go down the beach for a perv ice cream. 


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On 19/08/2019 at 20:35, 19QOS19 said:


Different but it reminded me of a time we played Chinese whispers at school. I was the second last person in the circle. I later discovered the original message had someone made it to me relatively close to the original, almost unheard of in that game. I decided to completely change it to "Queen of the South are the world's greatest team" for the lassie to pass on to the teacher. I don't know what was funnier: the lassies reaction when I gave her the message or the fact every single person turned to me once the teacher read it out.


As has been said, almost every tournament! But I'm positive it was the game where Iceland "unexpectedly" knocked them out where he was almost in tears.

We did that and half way through someone said “mr x is a w****r” and the next person pished themselves and passed it on. Got to the end last person blurts out “err mr x is a bus driver” The original was some quote from a philosopher apparently.

The look on the teachers face was the best bit and he couldn’t do anything about it.

:lol:

 

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Only around 4 hours left of this PPI nonsense.

Is Jim White doing a countdown? Will it slam shut? Asking for my fax machine.

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2 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:

We did that and half way through someone said “mr x is a w****r” and the next person pished themselves and passed it on. Got to the end last person blurts out “err mr x is a bus driver” The original was some quote from a philosopher apparently.

The look on the teachers face was the best bit and he couldn’t do anything about it.

:lol:

 

When we played it, I didn't hear what the kid next to me said (I suspect it wasn't real words) so I just passed on "Man United are shit" to the kid on the other side. As he was a Man United fan, he threw a strop and refused to play "That's not what it started as! I don't believe you!" etc. The teacher forced him to continue so he simply re-started the game with "Shotgun is a pouf". By the time it made it round to the end of class it was something like "The sheep are in the corn."  doG knows what it was in between times. 🙂

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On 29/07/2019 at 13:03, Honest Saints Fan said:

No cancer in my blood. Looks like the stem cell transplant has put me into remission! Let's hope it doesn't come back for years and by that time they find a cure. 🤗

Brilliant mate

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5 hours ago, D.A.F.C said:

We did that and half way through someone said “mr x is a w****r” and the next person pished themselves and passed it on. Got to the end last person blurts out “err mr x is a bus driver” The original was some quote from a philosopher apparently.

The look on the teachers face was the best bit and he couldn’t do anything about it.

:lol:

 

@Mr X 

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