Shandon Par Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 24 minutes ago, NJ2 said: These water creatures really need to up their fucking game. I hadn’t realised quite how shark-infested the place is. Big fuckers too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 I hadn’t realised quite how shark-infested the place is. Big fuckers too. I’m no expert but I think that’s 2 sharks, not 1 long one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, NJ2 said: I’m no expert but I think that’s 2 sharks, not 1 long one. There were about 8 of them on that occasion. All bigger than Lee Wilkie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I was snorkelling in the Indian Ocean earlier this year with my daughter. A big shark swam by. There was about 0.5 seconds thinking "wow, what a majestic big shark" followed by many expletives. Edited October 21, 2019 by Herman Hessian 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 There were about 8 of them on that occasion. All bigger than Lee Wilkie. And yet you’re still with us... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: And yet you’re still with us... Old Jaws knows where to come for his totties if he wants them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 2 hours ago, NJ2 said: I’m no expert but I think that’s 2 sharks, not 1 long one. Also, the one at the front might be The Thing, judging by the tentacles that are starting to pop out of its head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Also, the one at the front might be The Thing, judging by the tentacles that are starting to pop out of its head. I did post about it at the time but that was me doing the good deed for the day. Some shark had got stuck under the tight mooring rope you can see under the water and all its mates had turned up and were going a bit nuts. Grabbed some local sailors (insert Kenneth here) to show them what was going on and got them to free the trapped shark by lifting up the rope with a long boat hook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 I looked them up. They're the shitiest sharks in the world. No, none, zero attacks on humans. This Moomin cùnt is at it. Get him with a real sharkMight swim with these lads next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 29 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Might swim with these lads next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 9 hours ago, Moomintroll said: 10 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Where was it? I've swum with reef sharks but they're only about 6 feet Blue Planet in Ellesmere Port, Female Sand Tiger Sharks are the biggies they have. Tell the truth Moom, you were really attending a fish podiatry appointment Get yourself in with the real bad boys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 10 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I was snorkelling in the Indian Ocean earlier this year with my daughter. A big shark swam by. There was about 0.5 seconds thinking "wow, what a majestic big shark" followed by many expletives. f**k that. My diarrhoea fuelled propulsion would have me half a mile inland within seconds before I realised I'd left my child in shark infested waters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 Just had a beer with my old boss, who retired 2 years ago. Which within the following year I was made redundant from my duties, as the new management knew better and were heading in a "new direction"...that new direction has been discussed today with great hilarity. The new management thought their new technology and understanding of people through social media , has plummeted that company, to the same level as 2010, on their knees, before I took over. The staff are leaving like rats on a sinking ship! The customers are not even asking. What even topped that, I now have free shares in his new business. Only have to turn up at a few meetings every 3 months, as a consultant. No hands on. I ran this mans business for 10 years making him millions..... Happy times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 10 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: The first incarnation of the Tartan Army. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) Have recently been looking for a new full-time or part-time job since taking early retirement last year. Have applied for a few and was invited for a "group meeting" with a company last Friday. Was called immediately after the meeting inviting me for a one-to-one with the MD this morning. Went to Edinburgh and came away with the offer of the specific job i'd wanted. Full induction starts this Friday. Happy days. Update : Due to the fact that my whole working day (including travelling) was 12 hours plus, i have reluctantly had to jack it in. At my age, i'm looking for something where a work/life balance is more suitable. Have sent more applications, so hope to report back with positive news soon-ish. Cheers. Edited December 3, 2019 by hearthammer 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 There's a sign next to the road coming into Peterhead for a B&B, and it just says underneath the name - "follow signs for Peterhead Prison". The implications are amusing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Finishing up work in a few hours. Go home and have a few hours kip. Early start tomorrow and up to Glasgow. Numerous pints of T, watch Celtic V Lazio, more pints. Then drive home on Friday, after picking up the essentials which will see me through the next few weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Finishing up work in a few hours. Go home and have a few hours kip. Early start tomorrow and up to Glasgow. Numerous pints of T, watch Celtic V Lazio, more pints. Then drive home on Friday, after picking up the essentials which will see me through the next few weeks. essentials? hooker surely [emoji849] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 The clunk-clunk clunk-clunk you hear as you drive over the Cromarty Bridge. Reminds me of the of the (old) Forth Road Bridge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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