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I was upgraded with BMI as there were only three of us on the flight. Must have been a hefty loss for them. Funnily enough they stopped flying to Damascus shortly after.

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2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:

I was upgraded with BMI as there were only three of us on the flight. Must have been a hefty loss for them. Funnily enough they stopped flying to Damascus shortly after.

A better seat just for being a fatty tights?

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Double whammy with Hayley McQueen bringing a wean into the world, and season 2019/20 being anchored by my pretend girlfriend (don’t tell my real one)

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Missus flying back from Budapest. Already an hour late to depart, there's two crying babies on board and "a Jewish family" whatever that means.

Absolutely delighted I'm still kicking about in my pyjamas playing catch with the cats.

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1 hour ago, Stellaboz said:

 and "a Jewish family" whatever that means. emoji1.png

Isn't your bird German? 

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38 minutes ago, Dele said:

Isn't your bird German? 

I think she might be a Labour MP or something?

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2 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

(Pending a medical) After a long process I've passed the final assessment to become a train driver.

Will you be able to do homers?

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(Pending a medical) After a long process I've passed the final assessment to become a train driver.
Well done mate. Welcome to the world of free coffee and an expanding waistline

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5 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

(Pending a medical) After a long process I've passed the final assessment to become a train driver.

 

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Is it true that if you're a train driver and you hit 3 folk topping themselves you get retired on full pension?

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1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said:

(Pending a medical) After a long process I've passed the final assessment to become a train driver.

Superb mate! Always something I've fancied personally but never actually bothered my arse. 

 

28 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

Is it true that if you're a train driver and you hit 3 folk topping themselves you get retired on full pension?

:lol:

 

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Is it true that if you're a train driver and you hit 3 folk topping themselves you get retired on full pension?
Can't say I've heard that. I know a couple of guys who have hit more than 3 people and they are still working. I doubt they would turn down such an offer.

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One guy hit six and was shifted to the yards. 

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between bouts of swearing at the TV during Cittadella v Hellas Verona, I have dismantled a MacBook and replaced the old hard drive with an SSD

booted up first time on restart - job's a good 'un - blazing fast bit of kit now  8)

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6 hours ago, MixuFixit said:

Is it true that if you're a train driver and you hit 3 folk topping themselves you get retired on full pension?

I would imagine they'd want to discourage it, wouldn't they?

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5 hours ago, Rowan said:

One guy hit six and was shifted to the yards. 

Orange Walk/Scottish Cricket thread for this pish.

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The amount of beautiful women per square metre at the start of today's giro stage.
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