ah-dee Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Should fucking clothesline the c**t while you're at it. c**t had a hunting knife when he broke in. he stated in court "i collect knives since i was inspired by crocodile dundee". i was lucky that night so really dont want to mix with the c**t.but your right i should have! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 c**t had a hunting knife when he broke in. he stated in court "i collect knives since i was inspired by crocodile dundee". i was lucky that night so really dont want to mix with the c**t.but your right i should have!S'truth! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 P&BI've not set foot in Scotland since January but half an hour on here sates my thirst for the sort of puerile humour I just can't get abroad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 School finishes at 10 this morning. The rest of the weekend will be spent at Cadwell Park. Hopefully celebrating as my mate wins the Thundersport GB Golden Era Steelsport championship. I realise that that probably means nothing to most, if not all of you. I don't care 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Day off and Glasgow bound for the weekend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 I'm not really one for discussing my bowel movements but I just had one of the most enjoyable shites of my life. Nobody else at home, toilet door open, music playing full blast and an ice cold can of Tennents. I'm actually quite sad it's over now. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 I'm not stoating about Glasgow cosplaying as a video game character. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Going to Toby’s carvery today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Going to Toby’s carvery today.Surely the wrong thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Going to Toby’s carvery today.The actual carver is called Boaby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 On 18/09/2018 at 17:46, G_Man1985 said: Yeah me too. However unsure whether it to just go to dental hospital n be done with it. Trust my dentist boy but money for it is no cool. Go to the dental hospital. I can see in to it from my office so Ill make sure to point and laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 The actual carver is called Boaby.Tony’s carvery! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 I'm not really one for discussing my bowel movements but I just had one of the most enjoyable shites of my life. Nobody else at home, toilet door open, music playing full blast and an ice cold can of Tennents. I'm actually quite sad it's over now.Taking a dump is one of life's great pleasures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Taking a dump is one of life's great pleasures. You need to get out more/get a hobby m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 You need to get out more/get a hobby m8 [emoji6]My main hobby has been watching some shite in the past right enough 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: Tony’s carvery! Toby’s Boaby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Taking a dump is one of life's great pleasures. Wait till child is walking and following you everywhere. A shite in peace is a blessing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Wait till child is walking and following you everywhere. A shite in peace is a blessingAye this. I try to sneak upstairs but have to avoid the two of them seeing me, then try to time the opening/closing of the baby gate so they wont hear it and kick off. Murder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Aye this. I try to sneak upstairs but have to avoid the two of them seeing me, then try to time the opening/closing of the baby gate so they wont hear it and kick off. Murder. Eldest child worked out the baby gate within 2 weeks of installation. Stands at the door yelling at you and then cries if you don't let him in to flush toilet for you.Kids are little weirdos at the best of times 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 1 hour ago, weirdcal said: Eldest child worked out the baby gate within 2 weeks of installation. Stands at the door yelling at you and then cries if you don't let him in to flush toilet for you. Kids are little weirdos at the best of times Don't knock it, it won't be long until he reaches the 'doesn't bother to flush' stage. Then you have the pleasure of lifting the lid to take a piss, to find a shite staring back at you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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