BFTD Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Want me to tell you what she said about Rihanna? Save it for the next edition; I filled in the blanks for myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Fish stew tonight comprising smoked cod, large prawns, queen scallops and finely cut potatoes in a tomato sauce with just a dash of white wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Scanning all the tidy MILFs in the park whilst I was out running today was definitely a RTBC. I would say trying to hide my semi at the same time was a PTTGOYN but I'd be doing the old boy a diservice! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Just got an email at work from a woman called Mary Minter who has just replied to her boss completely missing the point of what she was being asked to do, copying in almost every senior manager in the company. Minter by name, minter by nature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Just got an email at work from a woman called Mary Minter who has just replied to her boss completely missing the point of what she was being asked to do, copying in almost every senior manager in the company. Minter by name, minter by nature. On a very similar note, a temp receptionist a month or so back mistakenly sent an all staff email (probably about 1500 folk on that one) to one of the CEOs, advising that Mr Brain was waiting for him. I done it last week myself, got an email from a colleague who was going to get doughnuts from this shop up west that is the tits, and I replied to everyone saying I wanted a blueberry one, although thankfully only 30 or so folk in my office all staff effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 18 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Talking of Milfs (mothers I would like to fondle), going to the Olympia (swimming pool) slightly later (nearer 12) on a Sunday defiantly increases the Milf Factor. Defiant MILF? Not sure I like the sound of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Just now, Mozzamozza said: All women in Dundee are defiant tbf. At least they are in my experience. Tell them you're not interested in them. You might get your hole just be contrary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 Just now, Mozzamozza said: Tried that with once with Mary from Fintry. Success! I'm not sure that's a definition of success. Let's just say it worked and leave it at that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 20 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Tried that with once with Mary from Fintry. Success! shame you had to kill her to get her breeks aff though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Deeboy said: shame you had to kill her to get her breeks aff though. A little bit of him died inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 shame you had to kill her to get her breeks aff though. An uncanny resemblance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 2 hours ago, J_Stewart said: Just got an email at work from a woman called Mary Minter who has just replied to her boss completely missing the point of what she was being asked to do, copying in almost every senior manager in the company. Minter by name, minter by nature. Is she a full bodied Minter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I was not responsible for the deaths of any children today! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 7 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I was not responsible for the deaths of any children today! A good day in anyone's books! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 I'm not involved in this in any way: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36885893 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm not involved in this in any way: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36885893 Ooft, nads flying everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 25, 2016 Share Posted July 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm not involved in this in any way: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36885893 Were you the snitch, Sanchez? You know, there's a thread for people like you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I'm not involved in this in any way: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36885893 I'm guessing this game is popular at all boys private schools and the like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 17 hours ago, Adam said: On a very similar note, a temp receptionist a month or so back mistakenly sent an all staff email (probably about 1500 folk on that one) to one of the CEOs, advising that Mr Brain was waiting for him. I done it last week myself, got an email from a colleague who was going to get doughnuts from this shop up west that is the tits, and I replied to everyone saying I wanted a blueberry one, although thankfully only 30 or so folk in my office all staff effort. I was lucky enough to work for ISS / Harkand when the infamous 'Sandwich Van' email was sent that went viral a few years ago (not so lucky to work there when it under right enough ). Receptionist was engaged to one of the engineers, and they'd been emailing back-and-forth for days on the same chain, banal stuff about what they were going to have for dinner, etc at first, but then, on that day, they started emailing about what they'd been up to the night before, how wet he'd made her, etc, etc. Probably fairly common for a couple. What isn't so common is then for one of them to forward that email chain to the entire company letting them know that the sandwich van was outside. Most people just deleted the email as you do when you get shite like that from reception, but thankfully, a few eagle eyed folk noticed how ridiculously small the scroll down cursor was, took a look and found gold. Was all over Aberdeen within around half an hour (we'd obviously all sent it on before being told not to), and had gone completely viral long before the end of the day. Pair of them were absolutely mortified and ended up leaving. Shame, but also fucking hilarious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 I have been feeling that I'm actually on holiday (despite having to work 45 hours a week) as have so much on at weekends and through the week often just think f**k it and have a few beers. Got a very busy August to look forward to as well. This is after a pretty boring start to the summer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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