expatowner Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 the hullabaloo from the remain folk is steadily subsiding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Aye but the orgasm that little Doris started when the result came through will not subside until September. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 On my walk up to the shops I've just seen a pelican in full flight (circling above a primary school in full beast mode), a bunch of lorikeets and parrots and some massive RAF bomber type plane thing. More sky chat at the same time tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 The wean and I saw a flock (gaggle? murder? thundercunt?) of bats flapping around in a circle at four in the afternoon last week, screeching like the world was coming to an end, presumably because the scareball was still hanging high in the sky.. Get back to your beds, you daft wee monsters. You get to sleep all day, and I'm fucking jealous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 The wean and I saw a flock (gaggle? murder? thundercunt?) of bats flapping around in a circle at four in the afternoon last week, screeching like the world was coming to an end, presumably because the scareball was still hanging high in the sky.. Get back to your beds, you daft wee monsters. You get to sleep all day, and I'm fucking jealous Colony of bats, I believe. Seem to remember cloud also being ok. I realise this is probably too helpful a post for P&B, so I hope you take it in the patronising manner it was intended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Colony of bats, I believe. Seem to remember cloud also being ok. I realise this is probably too helpful a post for P&B, so I hope you take it in the patronising manner it was intended. Of course. I am appropriately seething as a result. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 (edited) I've been on holiday in Tenerife for the last week and it's been brilliant watching the Euros over here. Spent the evening in an Irish bar watching the Ireland vs Italy game and the atmosphere was something else. Also, the hotel has a big screen down at the pool so I'm currently watching the Spain game with a load of Spaniards. The only downside is going out tonight to watch the football will be a nightmare. Edited June 27, 2016 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 One of my team mates finished up today to have a kid. Walked her down to the station to help carry her gifts. Gave her a hug and said "Hope everything goes ok." Her parting words will live with me forever. "Aye, RIP vagina." Buckled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 One of my team mates finished up today to have a kid. Walked her down to the station to help carry her gifts. Gave her a hug and said "Hope everything goes ok." Her parting words will live with me forever. "Aye, RIP vagina." Buckled. Are you a female or do you play in a mixed football team? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Picking up my new car on Thursday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 One of my team mates finished up today to have a kid. Walked her down to the station to help carry her gifts. Gave her a hug and said "Hope everything goes ok." Her parting words will live with me forever. "Aye, RIP vagina." Buckled. Ask her for before and after pictures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Picking up my new car on Thursday! Ok, I will bite. What you getting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Ok, I will bite. What you getting? Focus Zetec s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 V.nice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Let's think. Why would I be cheerful tonight??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Successfully replaced the car stereo without breaking anything or exploding anything. Only had to dismantle my dash to do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 27, 2016 Share Posted June 27, 2016 Aye, all those pissed up Iceland fans are a pain. Not to worry, turned out ok in the end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Got a couple of pet degus yesterday. They seem like good c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Got a couple of pet degus yesterday. They seem like good c***s Are you going to put them down your trousers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Got a couple of pet degus yesterday. They seem like good c***s ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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