Sergeant Wilson Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 I've been to Japan like six times and nae c**t has even mentioned karaoke to me. Mind you I didn't get into many conversations, pretty much just trailed around the whole time staring at women.At least you didn't waste you're time there, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Moved over at end of april. Wife wanted to move home before wee one was at school. Got a job doing what i did in uk at double salary... easy choice i think Edit for bad speeling I was taking the piss. You should mention it more often 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 I was taking the piss. You should mention it more often I just had to repeat the story.. To be sure to be sure.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 It's available from vending machines on every street. And the top of Mt Fuji. Do you also get soiled knickers from these vending machines? P&B must know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Do they sell Sapporo over there or is it just a pretend Japanese beer that is only sold over here? They do. I prefer Yebisu or Asahi though. It's available from vending machines on every street. And the top of Mt Fuji. Very true but that's mainly their soft drinks. Probably doesn't taste the same as here though. I used to quite like Red Stripe over here. Bought some the first time I went to Jamaica and it was shit over there. Probably the different water used to brew it though. I haven't tried the Sapporo here yet so wouldn't know but the Asahi is exactly the same. Is Karaoke compulsory in Japan? They tend go to places that have karaoke rooms as opposed to karaoke bars which are few and far between. Do you also get soiled knickers from these vending machines? P&B must know. You can buy lingerie in the vending machines in the Love Hotels. Not sure that they're soiled though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 I've been to Japan like six times and nae c**t has even mentioned karaoke to me. Mind you I didn't get into many conversations, pretty much just trailed around the whole time staring at women. This. This is what my life has become. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 TBF the women in Japan are absolutely stunning IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 For the last 2 and a half years I've had to drive the shitiest wee dinky car I've ever owned since I first passed my test and drove a clapped out old Metro. Needs must and all that at the time, had to do it as I changed jobs and took a big pay cut, but today I ordered my new car and it arrives in three months and I can't wait to see the back of the heap of junk that I swear would be better at going up a hill if it had a hole in the floor and I used my feet Fred Flintstone style. Can't wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Off work for two weeks and heading to Tenerife on Tuesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Dublin was tremendous. What a city. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Off work for two weeks and heading to Tenerife on Tuesday. Love Tenerife,we have been twice this year and going back in September. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 For the last 2 and a half years I've had to drive the shitiest wee dinky car I've ever owned since I first passed my test and drove a clapped out old Metro. Needs must and all that at the time, had to do it as I changed jobs and took a big pay cut, but today I ordered my new car and it arrives in three months and I can't wait to see the back of the heap of junk that I swear would be better at going up a hill if it had a hole in the floor and I used my feet Fred Flintstone style. Can't wait. Quite right! You need something a bit better for driving your new arrival round in how's the wee one doing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Quite right! You need something a bit better for driving your new arrival round in how's the wee one doing? She's doing brilliantly, thanks What are you getting rid of and getting into Ruggy?Getting rid of a shitey Corsa and getting a top range Mazda 3 fastback. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Blazing hot here today so taps aff in the garden with my putty-white skin on display to anyone unfortunate enough to drive past. RTBC is that I'm sipping a Guinness Float. Haven't had one in ages and it's doing the job nicely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 My Dad has broken his hip. Hopefully a straightforward operation tomorrow morning but he'll be in hospital for at least a week, maybe longer. He's pretty comfortable zonked out on morphine. The RTBC is I'll be able to watch the EUROs in my local beer garden while other people look after him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 My sons 1st birthday today! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Away on holiday tomorrow so been for a haircut and now sitting in the pub like a complete jakey whilst the Mrs gets her nails done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Away on holiday tomorrow so been for a haircut and now sitting in the pub like a complete jakey whilst the Mrs gets her nails done. Are you saying I'm jealous of jakeys? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Are you saying I'm jealous of jakeys? I think deep down we all are, we just don't like admitting it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Sitting in the pub on your own is one of simplest pleasures a man can have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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